Breaking records/stats thread

I wasn't winding people up (not suggesting that you were saying I was, by the way). I honestly had 4 in my head. Didn't we have our annual (up until this season!) defeat at Spurs?
We beat them 3-1 at Wembley (and Raz should have had a least another two) the week after the 3-2 capitulation against the pondlife. The game was on Saturday night and the rags lost at home on the Sunday to give us the title.
 
Multiple seasons with 150+ goals in all compets. Note that United, Liverpool and Arsenal don't have a single season with 150+ goals.

IIRC, we are on 148 goals this season. Score 2 vs United and we'll have 3 consecutive seasons with 150+ goals. Absolutely incredible.
 
Biggest PL goal difference, first club to win an English domestic treble, longest winning run in all competitions (21), most goals (169) scored in a season, most PL wins in a season.
 
World record transfer fee for a striker.

You might think that's wrong but I've read on Twitter that Haaland was £969869766098705647476987009857984946799476949679764747649646474797946794

and then we paid his Dad/ Agent/ hair dresser/ the lolipop man who helped him cross the road/ a taxi driver that once dropped him off and the woman who answered the phone when he ordered a kebab 500 million each.
 
World record transfer fee for a striker.

You might think that's wrong but I've read on Twitter that Haaland was £969869766098705647476987009857984946799476949679764747649646474797946794

and then we paid his Dad/ Agent/ hair dresser/ the lolipop man who helped him cross the road/ a taxi driver that once dropped him off and the woman who answered the phone when he ordered a kebab 500 million each.
Why do I get the feeling that you're exaggerating? I seriously doubt we paid the kebab woman 500m.
 

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