Breaking up with someone

[willipp]

Emigrate.

I pretty much used that once with a girl id been dating. Didnt look good when i saw her in a club about a month later.

 

[Claytop]

Whatever you do, do not do a shit sandwich.

It’s human nature to cling on to the positives and invoke confirmation bias when you’ve given them something good alongside the bad.

Just tell her it’s not working from your perspective and you don’t see yourself with her long term, and that you want to break up.

Wish her well for the future and thank her for the time you’ve had together.

No need to be horrible.

Christ that sounds more like firing someone and wishing them well in their future 'endeavors'...

 

[willipp]

Honesty, best policy

Bollocks to honesty, thats far too awkward and uncomfortable. Make up an extravagent story and see how long you can keep it going for. When she finds out the truth she will hate you anyway and job done.

 

[Bill Walker]

Tell her you've just realised you're gay and you fancy drone

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Years ago,I came home from work and there was a note on the fridge,It said "Andy,it's not working,I'm going back to my mums"

I opened the door,the light came on and my beers were cold....fuck knows what she was on about......not seen the fucker since.

 

[BigOscar]

There is no good way to break up with someone, only worse ways. Like it or not, you are going to upset them, so take it like a man, be honest and write a very eloquent text message informing her to get in the bin

 

[LongsightM13]

Years ago,I came home from work and there was a note on the fridge,It said "Andy,it's not working,I'm going back to my mums"

I opened the door,the light came on and my beers were cold....fuck knows what she was on about......not seen the fucker since.

Hahaha

 

[worsleyweb]

I can’t tell if you’re ever joking or not XD

i wish i was!

 

[Ban-jani]

Christ that sounds more like firing someone and wishing them well in their future 'endeavors'...

I’ve done it a lot ahah.

Firing that is.

 

[worsleyweb]

Well, did you get the boob job and your snatch tightened?

Yes and the anal bleeching