Breaking up with someone

Blue tube · 13 Jan 2021

Shit in her cornflakes, im sure she'll figure it out

Dirty Harry · 13 Jan 2021

Tell her (to her face) that you realised a while ago that your feelings towards her started to change, you've given it time in the hope it was just something you were going through (which you likely have), but despite that, those feelings have never returned and now you don't see a future together.

Key here is don't fuck off straight after, talk to her, but don't be lured back in if she starts to get upset, stick to your decision, unless you actually believe she will make the changes she says she will and you're prepared to try again.

hammocity · 13 Jan 2021

One mate was binned by his Mrs after he returned from golf, her exact words were:

"You don't float my boat anymore"

After the split he put his kid's Xbox on EBay, went to meet a lady buyer near Heaton Park, he's happily married to her now, found the love of his life all because he couldn't "float a boat".

FCBarca · 13 Jan 2021

willipp said:
Bollocks to honesty, thats far too awkward and uncomfortable. Make up an extravagent story and see how long you can keep it going for. When she finds out the truth she will hate you anyway and job done.

Awkward & uncomfortable but healthy for all involved. I've dated plenty and even when it hurt others, the honest approach always paid dividends in the long run for everyone

Tuearts right boot · 13 Jan 2021

Tell her you now seriously realise what Phil Scofield and Elton John were going through.

hilts · 13 Jan 2021

nimrod said:
Tell her you've just realised you're gay and you fancy drone

Half believable I suppose.

chaddblue · 13 Jan 2021

snorky said:
Calling a lady by the wrong name whilst bumming her has worked for me in the past.

Especially if its a male name

hilts · 13 Jan 2021

Just send her this link and your problem is solved