Brighton (a) pre-match thread

Brighton (a) prediction

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wagonman said:
Normally I am very optimistic but I am afraid I am not doing very well this week Bluemooners...

I have retired and am hanging out up in the beautiful hills of central Portugal but, since the joy of Vinny's wonder goal sunk in, my nerves about the Brighton match have grown worse and worse and worse.

I try and try to calm myself down by pointing out to myself the difference between the two teams and how any thinking football expert would say City will probably win, but it doesn't help.

I keep imagining the joy I will experience should we get the three points and then, just as I start to feel better, I am sucker punched by the thought of that horrid Scouse mob winning it at the last moment.

I am nearly sick with this thought in my head.

Worryingly, I have a pretty deep well on my land which I could throw myself down, in the worst case scenario... :-(

Please please please can any of you help me clear my brain of this negativity and reassure me that victory will be ours?

I have so much to live for. (The FA Cup for example.)

Please...


JJ
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Its quite simple really,GROW A PAIR OFF BALLS...
 
Withnail said:
Ideal result 4 - 0 City Serge hat trick. Serge wins golden boot, Ederson wins golden glove and City win the title. If Carlsberg did final day's in the League..... We can hope
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I love that before you even look at the mins per goal comparison that Aguero will be top of the pile and that this is the likely reason Aguero hasn't already wrapped up the golden boot... Salah's only had the slight advantage of playing 900 more minutes haha.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-goal-standings-epl-2019-season-a4139606.html

Both Ederson and Alisson have 20 clean sheets, what happens if they both get a clean sheet tomorrow?
 
wagonman said:
Sadly, at 72 years old they have stopped growing and are now shrivelling... ;-(

Mind you, winning the treble and imagining a night out with Mariella Frostrup might put a bit of life into them.

JJ
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We really need to show you some more recent p**n.

“That Cleopatra, she is a looker.” -Wagonman
 
wagonman said:
Sadly, at 72 years old they have stopped growing and are now shrivelling... ;-(

Mind you, winning the treble and imagining a night out with Mariella Frostrup might put a bit of life into them.

JJ
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Turn off your fado mate and look ahead where we want to be tomorrow after a controlled 2-0 win, like we did 2014
when dippers were trailing by 2 points on the final day.


 
Metalartin said:
I love that before you even look at the mins per goal comparison that Aguero will be top of the pile and that this is the likely reason Aguero hasn't already wrapped up the golden boot... Salah's only had the slight advantage of playing 900 more minutes haha.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-goal-standings-epl-2019-season-a4139606.html

Both Ederson and Alisson have 20 clean sheets, what happens if they both get a clean sheet tomorrow?
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They'll both have 21
 
Metalartin said:
I love that before you even look at the mins per goal comparison that Aguero will be top of the pile and that this is the likely reason Aguero hasn't already wrapped up the golden boot... Salah's only had the slight advantage of playing 900 more minutes haha.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-goal-standings-epl-2019-season-a4139606.html

Both Ederson and Alisson have 20 clean sheets, what happens if they both get a clean sheet tomorrow?
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Yep if Serge could stay injury free like Salah, he would be the top goal scorer in the PL without a doubt.
 
Metalartin said:
I love that before you even look at the mins per goal comparison that Aguero will be top of the pile and that this is the likely reason Aguero hasn't already wrapped up the golden boot... Salah's only had the slight advantage of playing 900 more minutes haha.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-goal-standings-epl-2019-season-a4139606.html

Both Ederson and Alisson have 20 clean sheets, what happens if they both get a clean sheet tomorrow?
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They both get to have the lads over for the weekend.
 
wagonman said:
Normally I am very optimistic but I am afraid I am not doing very well this week Bluemooners...

I have retired and am hanging out up in the beautiful hills of central Portugal but, since the joy of Vinny's wonder goal sunk in, my nerves about the Brighton match have grown worse and worse and worse.

I try and try to calm myself down by pointing out to myself the difference between the two teams and how any thinking football expert would say City will probably win, but it doesn't help.

I keep imagining the joy I will experience should we get the three points and then, just as I start to feel better, I am sucker punched by the thought of that horrid Scouse mob winning it at the last moment.

I am nearly sick with this thought in my head.

Worryingly, I have a pretty deep well on my land which I could throw myself down, in the worst case scenario... :-(

Please please please can any of you help me clear my brain of this negativity and reassure me that victory will be ours?

I have so much to live for. (The FA Cup for example.)

Please...


JJ
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Don't look at the match/score at all tomorrow, until half-time. If City are winning, enjoy the rest of the game.

If they're not winning, stop looking again until the 70th minute, then repeat the advice.

Will this help? Probably not.

Sorry - I've just remembered that I'm terrible at giving advice.
 
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