"Captain Tom" charity | Watchdog to review accounts

[bakerdave76]

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
'Captain Tom's daughter, building a spa in the night with the money she's made.
Using Dad's spade.'

 

[andthesunshineband]

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
'Captain Tom's daughter, building a spa in the night with the money she's made.
Using Dad's spade.'

Along came the council,
Told them it had to be raised to the ground,
No planning found.

 

[jrb]

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Build a swimming pool and put your Speedos on

 

[kaz7]

I was always uneasy about the daughter , dont know who the others are running the charity . I think she should open the pool up for disabled and kids to learn how to swim, rather thsn pull it down , then if she has spent the charity money in an illegal way then throw the book at her

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I was always uneasy about the daughter , dont know who the others are running the charity . I think she should open the pool up for disabled and kids to learn how to swim, rather thsn pull it down , then if she has spent the charity money in an illegal way then throw the book at her

They want to turn her gaff into a rehab centre for injured soldiers

 

[kaz7]

They want to turn her gaff into a rehab centre for injured soldiers

That would be good

 

[andthesunshineband]

They want to turn her gaff into a rehab centre for injured soldiers

Her what?

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Her what?

Gash…..if you really want to entertain the troops

 

[DTKOAG]

Gash…..if you really want to entertain the troops

I'm sorry Uncle Tom but that made me giggle.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I tried to say that, you have summed up what I wanted to say, thank you.
He was knighted because it was good government PR which fits in with what you said.

Same with Rashford and his MBE.
These awards usually take a year to be processed. These 2 were populist awards driven through the back door