Cat Vs Dog

Pigeonho said:
Dogs are indeed more of a 'person', but there's something about cats which makes you look at them and their ways and think, 'you're cool as fuck, you'.

For those who say dogs won't eat you, there's a French lady who will disagree.

And this defenceless child who will forever be scared for life.

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Dogs have loyalty and character.
Cats are whores. Slags.
You might think your cat likes you, but it is basically only hanging around until it gets a better offer.
You cat owners, especially the dotty women who got one as a child substitute, do realise that one day it will simply fuck off and leave you, don't you? And it won't spare you second thought.
No point putting signs up on lampposts if your cat goes missing. It hasn't been "stolen", whatever lies you tell yourself.
It is either dead beneath the wheels of a van, or simply likes someone else better than you
 
LongsightM13 said:
Dogs have loyalty and character.
Cats are whores. Slags.
You might think your cat likes you, but it is basically only hanging around until it gets a better offer.
You cat owners, especially the dotty women who got one as a child substitute, do realise that one day it will simply fuck off and leave you, don't you? And it won't spare you second thought.
No point putting signs up on lampposts if your cat goes missing. It hasn't been "stolen", whatever lies you tell yourself.
It is either dead beneath the wheels of a van, or simply likes someone else better than you


^^^ Exactly this.
 
For those cat lovers who haven't seen it yet.....

Cat turned into a helicopter

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rickmcfc said:
Davs 19 said:
Cats are bird murderers. Kittens are apprentice bird murderers. This is what they do.

Ever seen a Guide Cat ? Cats are not to be trusted.

Could be worse, they could kill children and babies - like all dogs can do.

All depends on how they're treated though, Cats kill birds by nature you don't see dogs in the wild hunting down children and babies!!
 

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