Cat Vs Dog

rickmcfc said:
Davs 19 said:
Cats are bird murderers. Kittens are apprentice bird murderers. This is what they do.

Ever seen a Guide Cat ? Cats are not to be trusted.

Could be worse, they could kill children and babies - like all dogs can do.

So can humans for that matter...
 
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
rickmcfc said:
Davs 19 said:
Cats are bird murderers. Kittens are apprentice bird murderers. This is what they do.

Ever seen a Guide Cat ? Cats are not to be trusted.

Could be worse, they could kill children and babies - like all dogs can do.

All depends on how they're treated though, Cats kill birds by nature you don't see dogs in the wild hunting down children and babies!!

Of course they do, food is food. Dingos have done it in Australia
 
If you throw a stick a dog will bring it back so you can throw it again, over and over.

Do the same with a cat, it will be like "get the stick yourself dickhead".
If humans were to copy these traits, which would you respect more?

Its cats for me.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
rickmcfc said:
Could be worse, they could kill children and babies - like all dogs can do.

All depends on how they're treated though, Cats kill birds by nature you don't see dogs in the wild hunting down children and babies!!

Of course they do, food is food. Dingos have done it in Australia


Course they have. The difference is the bird murderers do it for fun, cos they can, not because they need food. Bastards, the lot of 'em.......l
 
oh hello I've jumped into this big debate....

Cats - perfect child substitute for Lesbians, Ugly Women and of course the women who can't have kids.

Dogs - perfect child substitute for Psycho males who have abused their children, had them taken away, and can twat their dogs everyday and the Dog will always come back wagging his tail.

The Mrs wanted to get a cat...

I said "Sure Honey, let's go to the cattery"

As we entered the building, I pretended to sneeze constantly, and told her: "it looks like I'm allergic"

She said: oh no problem, we'll just get a Dog"

;)
 
A dog is like your child wheras a cat is like your friend. Depends which you prefer.
 
To be honest I hate most dogs, like an annoying attention seeking child most of them. Now dogs with jobs, sniffer dogs, guide dogs and dogs owned by particularly active people seem less manic, cleverer and much happier. I like those dogs.
 
kennycar said:
A dog is like your child wheras a cat is like your friend. Depends which you prefer.


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i cant help but think how different this thread would be on a Chinese forum...

( dogs for me btw, I fucking despise cats)
 
LongsightM13 said:
Dogs have loyalty and character.
Cats are whores. Slags.
You might think your cat likes you, but it is basically only hanging around until it gets a better offer.
You cat owners, especially the dotty women who got one as a child substitute, do realise that one day it will simply fuck off and leave you, don't you? And it won't spare you second thought.
No point putting signs up on lampposts if your cat goes missing. It hasn't been "stolen", whatever lies you tell yourself.
It is either dead beneath the wheels of a van, or simply likes someone else better than you

That is so very true, I know quite a few people this has happened to, dogs are more pack orientated whereas cats can take you or leave you
 

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