caught tuggin

[fuzz barricade]

A genuine story from my schooldays.

A lad (and no it wasnt me) was wanking away in his bathroom lying on the floor with his back against the bath, his jeans at his ankles, assuming he had locked the door.

It opened and there, in the hallway, stood his perplexed gran. She asked him what he was doing and before he had chance to reply his younger brother also appeared in the doorway.

He told his best mate what had happened the following day around 9am.

His best mate promised him that it would go no further.

By first break everybody in our year knew.

it was definatly you :P ;)

and pidgy ( yes thats my nickname for you) i didnt mean it like that :P

would honestly love to contribute to this thread but i think their are some elements of truth in these stories and dont want to ruin it by making one up as i havent been caught as of yet :P

 

[pudge]

I cant stop laughing at 'riding the clutch'. Genius, absolute genius!!

 

[flipmode]

I've not but my mate got caught off his sister.

He went through a stage of buzzing off pregnant porn so he got this DVD off his mate and set down to beat one off. His mate is a bit of a seedy character and he'd gone a bit weird and give him some beastality porn, some dog shagging a pregnant Jap bird, the porno was aptly named "Pregnant Japanese Dog Fuckers".
Just as he's about to tuck it away, repulsed at what he's seen his sister walks in on him, pants round ankles as some pregnant Japanese bird is getting analy ravaged off a German Shepherd.

He hasn't spoken to his sister since and this was about 16 months ago!!

I crack up everytime I think of it. Porn just doesn't do it anymore for me ;)

 

[bammy blue]

Re: caught tuggin

Not much of a risk taker if your popping it back in when you hear the front door ;)

My laptop is right by the front door. There's a porch inside the house, and then me... wanking...

:D

bob, you every hear of this thing called WIRELESS??

 

[Born to be a blue]

is anyone else getting bit turned on by this thread (just me) lol

ive never been cought came close when my dad walking in and i cant remember but im sure i tucked it away in time but didnt realise my arse was still hanging out haha.

also my mate live in a student place he was upstairs having a tommy tank when the social worker walked in and shouted a question to him he replied yes while having an orgasm dont know what shw thought haha.

oh and another mate in high school just found out he could wank so in pe he decided to have one in his shorts and letting us all know about it. happy days hahaha oj

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Me and some mates were at this other lads house and he disappeared downstairs while we were all playing on the SNES. Another lad went downstairs, and lad 1 was shagging the couch, you know between the cushions. Bizarre.

it's the scatter cushions that can set you off. er, a mate of mine told me. he daren't go in to his local dfs.

Same here - those leather pouffes!

 

[DannyBoy2890]

I've never been caught myself but I've heard a story which I don't know if it's true or not.

A mate of mine said that he was going at it headphones on full throttle, eyes shut digging deep into the wank bank. When he's finished he noticed that a brew and his tea had been put on his bedside table.

He lives with his dad so his dad has obviously brought it in and not wanted to disturb him. I really hope it's true but I don't think anyone has ever confronted him about it.

LMAO!!!

 

[Pezzer2]

My mate went into his brothers room to get a lighter one night and found him asleep mid w**k with his balls tangled up in his boxers and a remote control in one hand with the porn on pause.

You wont believe this but its true. My mate was pulling his pud and somehow the nerve endings in his scrotum entangled and caused him to have a fit mid w**k with a porn magazine spread on the floor, his mum come up hearing the commotion and had to call the ambulance. I can honestly say i take it gentle from now on after hearing that story.

I've had an embarrasing moment when I left a porn DVD in the DVD Player. We had some bloke round fixing the TV and he said he wanted to check out the AV1 Channel and asked me to play a DVD. Not remembering I still had the DVD in I just pressed play. "Full blast the porn comes on in full throttle" didn't know where to turn.

 

[MelbourneBlue]

When I first started going out with my now wife, I stayed over the night,we did the business and went to sleep. Next morning she got up to have a shower and, whilst still in her bed, thought to myself, why not?
After I had finished, I needed to get rid of the evidence and found numerous fluffy toys lying up against the wall. Poor Mr. Bunny copped it.
Anyway, she gets out of the shower and comes around to the same side as Mr Bunny to get something and notices that it's been moved. She picks it up to put it in place and notices Mr Bunny is all wet.
Without blinking an eyelid, she put two and two together and said if I need to do these things, get some tissues.
Still married me and no, we didn't keep Mr Bunny.

 

[york away to this!]

....I've been all up and down king street, deansgate and market street. I've even had a quick shufty round the arndale but for the life of me can't find this "wank bank" that people keep talking about. Will the co-operative do instead?....