My laptop is right by the front door. There's a porch inside the house, and then me... wanking...CheesySmoker said:MCFC BOB said:I never have been.
I've nearly been caught once or twice, but I make sure I'm not wearing jeans or anything you have to buckle up with a belt. I just wear my trackies inside so I can pop it back in when I hear the front door open etc.
Not much of a risk taker if your popping it back in when you hear the front door ;)
Dirty ****!Chairman Wesker said:lol keep em coming lads these are brilliiant.
gaudinho's stolen car said:In my youth the only video porn you could get was off a lad at school, we watched it so many times together that it was like watching an orgy through a snowstorm. But you have to remember, I had only seen porn in magazines so to hear the noises and get any kind of visual was amazing.
I waited until everyone had gone out and prepared the front room, the heady mix of risk and anticipation was intoxicating.
I got the thing going, slow stroking through the story bit at the beginning. Then we were off, proper porn. I went at it hammer and tongs until the dog, Topsy, wandered in curious as to the commotion. The fucker looked at me with one of those lopsided looks that only dogs have, and the moment was lost.
I packed the lot up and felt guilty as fuck all night.
ICT-Tam said:I've never actually been sure if i was caught as i never saw the bloke again, one day i was off school and the house was free so, without realising that the plumber was in, i started beating one out. My bedroom looks out onto the back garden where the boiler is, after a few minutes the plumber just walks past my window, this is mid-wank remember, and i absolutely shat myself. The laptop was turned up pretty loud aswell. Another time the neighbour knocked on the door when i was wanking, had to get up and answer the door with a boner tucked into my t-shirt. Terrifying experience.
Pigeonho said:gaudinho's stolen car said:In my youth the only video porn you could get was off a lad at school, we watched it so many times together that it was like watching an orgy through a snowstorm. But you have to remember, I had only seen porn in magazines so to hear the noises and get any kind of visual was amazing.
I waited until everyone had gone out and prepared the front room, the heady mix of risk and anticipation was intoxicating.
I got the thing going, slow stroking through the story bit at the beginning. Then we were off, proper porn. I went at it hammer and tongs until the dog, Topsy, wandered in curious as to the commotion. The fucker looked at me with one of those lopsided looks that only dogs have, and the moment was lost.
I packed the lot up and felt guilty as fuck all night.
citykev28 said:a tricky situation this one. you need to avoid the risk that someone will investigate the noise so simply have to put your cock away, but don't want to start from scratch again so need to "ride the clutch" for a few minutes.