Celtic Thread - 2022/23

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eyalluvitt said:
What was the famous headline? Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious
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Yes, the best headline ever. It has fond memories too amid the disaster though, as this led to getting shot of Barnes and we got Martin O’Neil. The rest as they say, is history.
 


Another messiah leaves. God save the messiahs. When he came in we heard how brilliant he was, and continued to. How for £5m he would be a game changer and would go on to be sold for around £456m, or more. My first impression of the lad was, nice touches but no engine. Turned up against other teams but never enough. To be fair, latterly the majority of the Gers fans began to see what was in front of them, rather than the hype they too initially believed, bless. I desperately hoped they would sell a lung to pay the £5m, for the simple reason, build a midfield around him and I’m laughing like a donkey after a lot of weed.

Let’s be honest, with the financial vice they are in, they couldn’t afford to spaff £5m on a ****, who turns up as often as sunny days up here. They have had enough of that with that overhyped prick Kent. What a complete waste of money he was. I called him Haley's Comet, that turns up more frequently, every 70 years. We continually heard, “he has all the talent in the world.” Did he really? Only because he played for the team those who flogged that dead horse assessment in the press and pundits supported, clue, yes The Rangers. Hence the fucking ludicrous price tag they put me on him, which received not a single bite. He too leaves along with the pieman.

Here’s something to look out for and is a cert to happen. No matter if Beale gets a player from my local hip replacement support group, the press up here will be claiming he’s fucking brilliant and bound to break, not only his other hip try to chase down our midfield, but the Scottish transfer record as he moves to Madrid, after he helps them compete with “Europe’s Elite”.

No laughing at the back.
 
Magicpole said:


Another messiah leaves. God save the messiahs. When he came in we heard how brilliant he was, and continued to. How for £5m he would be a game changer and would go on to be sold for around £456m, or more. My first impression of the lad was, nice touches but no engine. Turned up against other teams but never enough. To be fair, latterly the majority of the Gers fans began to see what was in front of them, rather than the hype they too initially believed, bless. I desperately hoped they would sell a lung to pay the £5m, for the simple reason, build a midfield around him and I’m laughing like a donkey after a lot of weed.

Let’s be honest, with the financial vice they are in, they couldn’t afford to spaff £5m on a ****, who turns up as often as sunny days up here. They have had enough of that with that overhyped prick Kent. What a complete waste of money he was. I called him Haley's Comet, that turns up more frequently, every 70 years. We continually heard, “he has all the talent in the world.” Did he really? Only because he played for the team those who flogged that dead horse assessment in the press and pundits supported, clue, yes The Rangers. Hence the fucking ludicrous price tag they put me on him, which received not a single bite. He too leaves along with the pieman.

Here’s something to look out for and is a cert to happen. No matter if Beale gets a player from my local hip replacement support group, the press up here will be claiming he’s fucking brilliant and bound to break, not only his other hip try to chase down our midfield, but the Scottish transfer record as he moves to Madrid, after he helps them compete with “Europe’s Elite”.

No laughing at the back.
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Thought I'd opened the Rangers thread there again
 
The new King’s picture up in the Rangers dressing room.
 

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Another treble on the cards for the club that would fold like a pack of cards, if our pals won a title. Something has folded like a pack of cards, his club.

Even when they stopped the ten to no fans, St Johnstone won the cups. We returned to choke the hope right out of them.

This season we have been excellent and I expect us to bring in more quality in the summer. And it won’t be cunts working in the Norwich game day burger bar. We may lose a few players, that’s just the way it is, but as Ange has shown, we lose Juranovic and Gio and he brings two and you don’t even notice.

We have money to spend and are up against a mob who do their talking in the papers, long may that continue.

Back in the CL and as long as we don’t wrestle Rangers title of Worst Team ever in it, I won’t be too bothered.

I’m happy with us and I know Ange will be here for next season, no matter how the press want him away to give their team a chance. Dream on. I bet you Bealin will be well away before Ange goes to another club. Anybody care to take that bet, £100 to a charity of choice, let me know.

I am going to have a large malt now, I may be some time.
 
Magicpole said:


Another messiah leaves. God save the messiahs. When he came in we heard how brilliant he was, and continued to. How for £5m he would be a game changer and would go on to be sold for around £456m, or more. My first impression of the lad was, nice touches but no engine. Turned up against other teams but never enough. To be fair, latterly the majority of the Gers fans began to see what was in front of them, rather than the hype they too initially believed, bless. I desperately hoped they would sell a lung to pay the £5m, for the simple reason, build a midfield around him and I’m laughing like a donkey after a lot of weed.

Let’s be honest, with the financial vice they are in, they couldn’t afford to spaff £5m on a ****, who turns up as often as sunny days up here. They have had enough of that with that overhyped prick Kent. What a complete waste of money he was. I called him Haley's Comet, that turns up more frequently, every 70 years. We continually heard, “he has all the talent in the world.” Did he really? Only because he played for the team those who flogged that dead horse assessment in the press and pundits supported, clue, yes The Rangers. Hence the fucking ludicrous price tag they put me on him, which received not a single bite. He too leaves along with the pieman.

Here’s something to look out for and is a cert to happen. No matter if Beale gets a player from my local hip replacement support group, the press up here will be claiming he’s fucking brilliant and bound to break, not only his other hip try to chase down our midfield, but the Scottish transfer record as he moves to Madrid, after he helps them compete with “Europe’s Elite”.

No laughing at the back.
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I trust you had a dram or 2 last night.
 
SambaStyle said:
I feel sorry for Celtic fans. Massive club, Bottom 3 Prem/Top 2 Cham Level team playing vs a bunch of League Two teams and trying to get excitement.

How boring.
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I doubt that bottom 12 of prem is pretty poor lets be realistic..up the celts
 
SambaStyle said:
Player wise, every single PL team is stronger.

But then there's Celtic Park
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I would argue against that, but won’t, I can’t convince you, and that’s ok. Remember though, if we were in that league, Ange would have circa £150m to spend. Use that to buy top players, to join the top players we have, and suddenly we are pushing for 4th and we have Celtic Park. It will never happen, but they said that about time travel and I’ve seen loads of cunts on Ticktoc who’ve done it.

Quite vague about it all, granted, but fucking sound as a £… eh that’s not a good analogy, with the old £, bent over a desk and fucked by a basket of international currencies. But they did do it. Time travel and Celtic would be going to win the **** from day one. We ain’t those half arsed clubs. We are Celtic.
 
SambaStyle said:
Player wise, every single PL team is stronger.

But then there's Celtic Park
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A lot of prem is overated though, Southampton. Leeds, West Ham arent great, Bournemouth would struggle to get more points, Forest and Leicester of the season even Palace so for me between 13 on a great yearr and 17 or close on a few maybe 18 one year and downin 6 years , with current squad
 
Tolmie scores said:
A lot of prem is overated though, Southampton. Leeds, West Ham arent great, Bournemouth would struggle to get more points, Forest and Leicester of the season even Palace so for me between 13 on a great yearr and 17 or close on a few maybe 18 one year and downin 6 years , with current squad
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As teams yes, but player for player, still stronger.
 
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