Just had a look at the price on the Orient Express from Paris to Istanbul, it's a 11 day trip and its from £20,500.Must be full board lol.
I'm on that mate....but, any Blues thinking about booking this.....Read this first...lifted from The Tatler.
Tarquin.
Home Counties.
My PA should've checked TripAdvisor reviews before booking, public schoolboy error. I'm now hearing all sorts of horror stories.
* Very limited choice of canapés...anything less than 25 is absolutely unacceptable.
* The caviar is NOT Baluga. I repeat NOT BALUGA.
* Burgundy served at LESS THAN ROOM TEMPERATURE (I kid you not).
* One guy had real issues with his foie gras...wanted goose but the fuckers gave him duck, I mean...really?
* A family had to suffer 3 days without fresh volcanic ice. 3 fucking days!!!
* A Tory peer of the realm was expected bathe in regular cows milk, not asses. He also commented that his grape maid was feeding him from the left. The fucking left!!!
* An anonymous poster requested full restaurant car access for his "man Friday" but was refused because he already had his butler attending him. He was ignored when he protested that his man Friday was attending to "other needs". Scandalous. Shameful. We have an Empire. A fucking Empire. I'm literally trembling with rage.
With hindsight, should've booked the overnight sleeper from Sofia, but will now have to suffer the ignominy of being treated like cattle on the Orient.
Take heed Blues.
God bless.