Chat up lines

[stony]

Re: Chat up lines

"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No!"
"That's the spirit!"

Brilliant.

 

[yozzer]

Re: Chat up lines

"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No!"
"That's the spirit!"

haha

 

[speccybob]

Re: Chat up lines

Anyone seen the Dynamo swapping card mouth trick?

i do that now to a girl.

i ask them if i can have their number, but instead i say i'll take your number from you.

then i do that trick, those who've seen it will know what i mean.

We have our own Wembley resident Magician. Never managed to get the girl unfortunately!


was fucking funny though ;)

 

[Freestyler]

Re: Chat up lines

Anyone seen the Dynamo swapping card mouth trick?

i do that now to a girl.

i ask them if i can have their number, but instead i say i'll take your number from you.

then i do that trick, those who've seen it will know what i mean.

We have our own Wembley resident Magician. Never managed to get the girl unfortunately!


was fucking funny though ;)

haha good old Ricster!

were gonna organise a double act! :)

 

[lee-mcfc]

Re: Chat up lines

i dont use chatup line tbh but here's one

I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.

 

[mcfcliam]

Re: Chat up lines

Suck my cock you dirty slag.

 

[davymcfc]

Re: Chat up lines

fancy a sausage?

 

[Freestyler]

Re: Chat up lines

Suck my cock you dirty slag.

simple but effective.

 

[stony]

Re: Chat up lines

Show us yer rat

 

[ernesto]

Re: Chat up lines

you`ve got a face like a bag of rusty spanners,
its making my nuts tighten