sickboyblue
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Re: Chat up lines
Would you mind if I stuck my tongue up your clopper?
Would you mind if I stuck my tongue up your clopper?
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Chat up lines
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glen quagmire
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Re: Chat up lines
I want to wear you like a glove puppet.
I want to wear you like a glove puppet.
Re: Chat up lines
walk casually up to a hottie in a club/pub and say.. "I suppose ill give you four out of ten" !!
When hottie says "four ?? is that all" ( or words to that effect)
you then say " not four"..............."phwoaaar"..
works every time.
If you dont belive me,try it..
walk casually up to a hottie in a club/pub and say.. "I suppose ill give you four out of ten" !!
When hottie says "four ?? is that all" ( or words to that effect)
you then say " not four"..............."phwoaaar"..
works every time.
If you dont belive me,try it..
andyhinch
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Re: Chat up lines
can honestly say i haven't got any. would piss myself if i tried. talking to girls as friends and equals is "A" right and "B" works, failing that drugs:)
can honestly say i haven't got any. would piss myself if i tried. talking to girls as friends and equals is "A" right and "B" works, failing that drugs:)
colourmeblue
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Re: Chat up lines
this face is leaving in 5 minutes...be on it
this face is leaving in 5 minutes...be on it
andyhinch
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Re: Chat up lines
if im being honest ask a girl for a fag say you'll pay or it, if she say's yes walk away other wise couple of bottles of fizz to the table, it gets you talkiing
if im being honest ask a girl for a fag say you'll pay or it, if she say's yes walk away other wise couple of bottles of fizz to the table, it gets you talkiing
Wretched Vengeance
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Re: Chat up lines
I wanna tickle your belly button....from the inside!
I wanna tickle your belly button....from the inside!
johnmc
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Re: Chat up lines
Did it work?
hgblue said:I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than use one of them cheesy chat up lines. Absolutely cringeworthy. Don't do it lads.
Did it work?