KentBlue
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Re: Chat up lines
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Chat up lines
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peoffrey
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Re: Chat up lines
Yes. It worked.
What's your tactic, Casanova?
gaudinho's stolen car said:peoffrey said:I try and be the ultimate Gentleman. Let them in to the queue for the Bar, tell the Bar Staff that she was first even if she wasn't or appear interested in who they are. Never hang around, either. If she's interested then she'll come and find you.
The other test was to give them your phone number but don't ask for theirs. I did that on Friday Night and she texted me almost immediately.
Is this fucking serious?
Yes. It worked.
What's your tactic, Casanova?
glen quagmire
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Re: Chat up lines
Hand her a hankie and say, "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Or the old "i've got a knife get in the van" is a good un too.
Hand her a hankie and say, "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Or the old "i've got a knife get in the van" is a good un too.
gaudinho's stolen car
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Re: Chat up lines
Charm and wit. The reason I was shocked is that this thread has generally been tongue in cheek, and to commit to what you believe is a "foolproof" plan for wooing the female on an internet forum (without a hint of irony) was a brave move.
peoffrey said:gaudinho's stolen car said:peoffrey said:I try and be the ultimate Gentleman. Let them in to the queue for the Bar, tell the Bar Staff that she was first even if she wasn't or appear interested in who they are. Never hang around, either. If she's interested then she'll come and find you.
The other test was to give them your phone number but don't ask for theirs. I did that on Friday Night and she texted me almost immediately.
Is this fucking serious?
Yes. It worked.
What's your tactic, Casanova?
Charm and wit. The reason I was shocked is that this thread has generally been tongue in cheek, and to commit to what you believe is a "foolproof" plan for wooing the female on an internet forum (without a hint of irony) was a brave move.
paphos-mcfc
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Re: Chat up lines
Was in Kelseys restaurant in Canada once waiting for my cousin to finish his work as I was picking him up, whilst there I ordered a burger and a drink and thought I'd try it on with the fit waitress who served me.
Me: Can I ask you something
Her: Sure
Me: Do you sleep on your belly?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Do you sleep on your belly?
Her: No
Me: Do you mind if i do??
Her: Not at all
2 days later I was licking her spaniels ears and kicking her back doors in. Result!
Was in Kelseys restaurant in Canada once waiting for my cousin to finish his work as I was picking him up, whilst there I ordered a burger and a drink and thought I'd try it on with the fit waitress who served me.
Me: Can I ask you something
Her: Sure
Me: Do you sleep on your belly?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Do you sleep on your belly?
Her: No
Me: Do you mind if i do??
Her: Not at all
2 days later I was licking her spaniels ears and kicking her back doors in. Result!
Timmmmahhhh
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Re: Chat up lines
Was this as you were cock blocking your brother?
And I presume you mean Martin? Good man, keep it up!!
Unfortuantely I have heard this work, and as someone mentioned, it's the charm and the confidence that does it, not the words..
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Don't know?"
"Enough to break the ice!!
Mikem93 said:Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
Was this as you were cock blocking your brother?
And I presume you mean Martin? Good man, keep it up!!
Unfortuantely I have heard this work, and as someone mentioned, it's the charm and the confidence that does it, not the words..
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Don't know?"
"Enough to break the ice!!
gaudinho's stolen car
Well-Known Member
Re: Chat up lines
Don't fuck with Polar Bears.
Timmmmahhhh said:Mikem93 said:Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
Was this as you were cock blocking your brother?
And I presume you mean Martin? Good man, keep it up!!
Unfortuantely I have heard this work, and as someone mentioned, it's the charm and the confidence that does it, not the words..
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Don't know?"
"Enough to break the ice!!
Don't fuck with Polar Bears.
Mikem93
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Re: Chat up lines
Haha no my Step Brother doesn't go town as he lives in stoke lol and yeah its for Martyn mate
Timmmmahhhh said:Mikem93 said:Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
Was this as you were cock blocking your brother?
And I presume you mean Martin? Good man, keep it up!!
Unfortuantely I have heard this work, and as someone mentioned, it's the charm and the confidence that does it, not the words..
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Don't know?"
"Enough to break the ice!!
Haha no my Step Brother doesn't go town as he lives in stoke lol and yeah its for Martyn mate
Simon Le Tom
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Re: Chat up lines
Polar Bears are bad ass
gaudinho's stolen car said:Timmmmahhhh said:Mikem93 said:Managed to pull a few times using :
"Do you think I'm fit ? 'Cause I think I'm fit" shamelessly nicked off my mate to keep his legacy going
Was this as you were cock blocking your brother?
And I presume you mean Martin? Good man, keep it up!!
Unfortuantely I have heard this work, and as someone mentioned, it's the charm and the confidence that does it, not the words..
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Don't know?"
"Enough to break the ice!!
Don't fuck with Polar Bears.
Polar Bears are bad ass
peoffrey
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Re: Chat up lines
Went right over my head! You'll notice on occasions that I struggle to pick up on certain things said in jest. People with a dry sense of humour often throw me in the real world.
-"Your Dad's a thief?"
-"Why?"
-"Because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
gaudinho's stolen car said:peoffrey said:What's your tactic, Casanova?
Charm and wit. The reason I was shocked is that this thread has generally been tongue in cheek, and to commit to what you believe is a "foolproof" plan for wooing the female on an internet forum (without a hint of irony) was a brave move.
Went right over my head! You'll notice on occasions that I struggle to pick up on certain things said in jest. People with a dry sense of humour often throw me in the real world.
-"Your Dad's a thief?"
-"Why?"
-"Because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"