Chat up lines

[pablozabaleta]

Re: Chat up lines

Show us where you piss from

 

[MCFC BOB]

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"Do you like carrier bags as much as I do?"

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

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Get in the van, I've got a knife

 

[F00tymad]

Just walk into the room and ignore every primordial urge and ignore them, insult them softly if they try to engage and they'll come running...

 

[Pieblue]

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Stick with me babe and you'll be farting through silk

 

[daztrueblue91]

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Point at the girl you are after then make a come over here gesture to her with one finger, when she arrives say " i made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all four ;)" My mate used it a few times and get more laughs than numbers.

 

[Chev Chelios]

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Can you catch love?

Why?

Because i`ve got a couple of balls coming your way!

 

[bluezi]

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Women are shallow and materialistic. so i'dd try..
Do you mind if i talk to you ? I find it so hard to meet nice people since i won the lottery.

of course if that don't work there's the knife n van one.

 

[2sheikhs]

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I've only ever tried one chat up line and it didn't work.
" You might not be the best looking girl in the room but beauty is only a lightswitch away".

 

[colourmeblue]

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youre like my little toe..

cos im cute and small?

no cos im gonna bang you on my coffee table