Chat up lines

[johnmc]

Re: Chat up lines

I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?

The New Union actually :)[/quote]

Thought as much

 

[Freestyler]

Re: Chat up lines

I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?

The New Union actually :)

Thought as much[/quote]

:(

 

[johnmc]

Re: Chat up lines

I take it you drink in the Village a bit then?

The New Union actually :)

Thought as much

:([/quote]

You win

I failed

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Re: Chat up lines

What fucks like a tiger and winks?

;+)

And it HAS worked! Sadly!

 

[Jay Division]

Re: Chat up lines

Why does noddy wear a red hat?

Because he's a twat.

 

[Scareye]

Re: Chat up lines

Yes love I know I'm fat and ugly, but you're no prize pig either. Fancy a fuck?

 

[speccybob]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife now get in the van.

 

[FuZzY]

Re: Chat up lines

Oh dear, the majority of these are utter cringeworthy!

 

[pablozabaleta]

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Do you have a photo of yourself? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got 'FINE' written all over you

 

[Ovo]

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants later