Chat up lines

[FuZzY]

Re: Chat up lines

Whats your magic line then?

Well here's a good one for a start:

I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)

How shallow is that??
Why don't you try "is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It's always worked on me.

Really?? So it's been used a few times on you then? The exact same chat up line?

Right . . . ok ;-)

 

[CityChick]

Re: Chat up lines

Whats your magic line then?

Well here's a good one for a start:

I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)

How shallow is that??
Why don't you try "is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It's always worked on me.

haha i bet alot of lines work on you ;)

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: Chat up lines

Well here's a good one for a start:

How shallow is that??
Why don't you try "is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It's always worked on me.

haha i bet alot of lines work on you ;)

Not the first time I've heard that one either. Get your coat.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Re: Chat up lines

Oh dear, the majority of these are utter cringeworthy!

Whats your magic line then?

Well here's a good one for a start:

I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)

I live down south so i dont bother with who do you support as i know the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of my chat up lines are so bad i wouldn't even bother listing them, scarily some of them have worked

Dont care what anyone says if you have the charm you can pull off "get your coat"

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Re: Chat up lines

Do you like flowers love?

Well get your tulips round this.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Chat up lines

Do you use them? If so which is your preferred one to use?

Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!

or how about "do you fancy going halves to a bastard" lol

 

[mcfc2112]

Re: Chat up lines

Although it wasn't meant to be a chatup line at the time, this worked:

I had a dream about you last night...

Did you?

No - you wouldn't let me!

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: Chat up lines

Although it wasn't meant to be a chatup line at the time, this worked:

I had a dream about you last night...

Did you?

No - you wouldn't let me!

@_@_@_@_@_@_

 

[mcfc2112]

Re: Chat up lines

@_@_@_@_@_@_

...erm...?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Re: Chat up lines

@_@_@_@_@_@_

...erm...?

Tumbleweed :P