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Chat up lines
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Gaylord du Bois
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Re: Chat up lines
If you let the eyes do the talking you'll probably find yourself being 'chatted up'. Though I can only speak from experience like.
If you let the eyes do the talking you'll probably find yourself being 'chatted up'. Though I can only speak from experience like.
Re: Chat up lines
It would be good to ask the question then walk off. She would want to know the answer and would then come to find you to find out the answer. Bingo!
Jay Division said:Why does noddy wear a red hat?
Because he's a twat.
It would be good to ask the question then walk off. She would want to know the answer and would then come to find you to find out the answer. Bingo!
Gaylord du Bois
Well-Known Member
Re: Chat up lines
Have you got a line for the girls too ?Wythy_Blue said:"GET IN THE CAR OR I'LL RAPE YOU"
I find that one is rather effective!
Re: Chat up lines
ha ha ha
Gaylord du Bois said:Have you got a line for the girls too ?Wythy_Blue said:"GET IN THE CAR OR I'LL RAPE YOU"
I find that one is rather effective!
ha ha ha
MR M
Member
Re: Chat up lines
I actually heard this at a bar not long ago while i was waiting to get a beer.
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl do you would you like a drink?"
I actually heard this at a bar not long ago while i was waiting to get a beer.
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl do you would you like a drink?"
BoyBlue_1985
Well-Known Member
Re: Chat up lines
Whats your magic line then?
FuZzY said:Oh dear, the majority of these are utter cringeworthy!
Whats your magic line then?
CityChick
Well-Known Member
Re: Chat up lines
I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)
I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)
Re: Chat up lines
Well here's a good one for a start:
BoyBlue_1985 said:FuZzY said:Oh dear, the majority of these are utter cringeworthy!
Whats your magic line then?
Well here's a good one for a start:
CityChick said:I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)
Gaylord du Bois
Well-Known Member
Re: Chat up lines
Why don't you try "is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It's always worked on me.
How shallow is that??FuZzY said:BoyBlue_1985 said:FuZzY said:Oh dear, the majority of these are utter cringeworthy!
Whats your magic line then?
Well here's a good one for a start:
CityChick said:I normally ask what team they support, and their answer shows whether you should bother your arse talking to them or not =)
Why don't you try "is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It's always worked on me.