Chelsea Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[MihaiCity]

What a fucking shithouse.....he should fuck off now, the fucking ****

 

[Vienna_70]

You win fuck all missing chances like that.
The commentary was disgraceful as well.
Sky should be ashamed of themselves.

Drury did a great job covering our game against the Villa a couple of seasons ago, but his sycophantic worship of all things Littlewoods is, frankly pathetic and nauseating.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What a fucking shithouse.....he should fuck off now, the fucking ****

I wonder if he means his team of staff or the players.

If it’s the former, they all deserve the sack. They were playing against half an EDS side.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[city2]

This manager is vastly overrated, they were dreadful . The sack is on the cards.

 

[jimharri]

Exactly, the only thing I disagree on is you not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery ;)

It's true, unfortunately.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just thinking about who their worst signing is and it’s tough. Hard to order a top 5.

Lukaku £100m (ish) and out playing on loan on mega money.
Mudryk £80 odd million. Player without a brain, seemingly.
Enzo £105m Complete Meh of a player.
Caicedo £110m Ecaduadorian Robbie Savage.
Kepa £70 odd million. Cost them 2 league cup wins and caused Sarri to have a meltdown, amongst being generally rubbish.

Could add the defender from Leicester that cost £80m, but he’s been injured for most of his time there.

Tough to pick a winner when value for money is added too.

They make Raheem look like a bargain.

 

[waspish]

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That is a full on loser face a fraud face and a face that's going to get the sack!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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They’ll buy Harry Kane for £250m in the summer and get relegated next season.