Chelsea Thread - 2023/24

[lazerblue]

Only fans lass used to get her tits out on twitter at chelsea games, unfortunarely it is a trend on social media we have one (elle brooke) taquins do and the red scouse.

same generic babe station types, like to pose in their clubs shirts and g-string, this one and the city one are well known mainly for the piss taking most fans have for them

fuckin amateurs have got nothin on tits out Jackie!

 

[dublinblue12]

I think Chilwell is the only player left from their 2021 CL winning team.

 

[jimharri]

Pochettino = Fraud

I really can't understand how he's got the reputation he has. What has he done to deserve it? Won three domestic rophies with PSG? Wow. I could do that, and I can't manage a piss up in a brewery.

Mauricio Pochettino - achievements

Diese Statistik zeigt die Erfolge von Mauricio Pochettino in seiner gesamten Trainerkarriere in allen Wettbewerben.

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

 

[lazerblue]

Just checking in to say, gutted. We had that game in our hands. We should have finished the fuckers off when we had the chance. Fuck.

Sickening to watch the narrative being spun after the game .

your team were absolutely pathetic, beaten by the dipper academy, your fans were no fuckin better either, hang your heads in shame team and fans, utter shithouses

 

[balotellishaircut]

I really can't understand how he's got the reputation he has. What has he done to deserve it? Won three domestic rophies with PSG? Wow. I could do that, and I can't manage a piss up in a brewery.

Mauricio Pochettino - achievements

Diese Statistik zeigt die Erfolge von Mauricio Pochettino in seiner gesamten Trainerkarriere in allen Wettbewerben.

www.transfermarkt.co.uk

Exactly, the only thing I disagree on is you not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery ;)

 

[deano ou812]

It’ll be alright they’ll go out and spend another shit load of money in the summer,as long as poch is manager Chelsea won’t be a threat or winning anything..

 

[Vialli98]

I think Chilwell is the only player left from their 2021 CL winning team.

In the squad in general? He’s easy to forget cause he hardly plays these days but Reece James is still around. So is Thiago Silva.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Caicedo and Fernandez for £200m+ :))

£200m for those 2 is a joke but at least they put some effort in. I have never seen anybody less interested in a cup final than Mudryk today. Absolute disgrace

 

[pudge]

Justifiable to sack Poch tonight in my opinion

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[MihaiCity]

What a fucking shithouse.....he should fuck off now, the fucking ****

 

[Vienna_70]

You win fuck all missing chances like that.
The commentary was disgraceful as well.
Sky should be ashamed of themselves.

Drury did a great job covering our game against the Villa a couple of seasons ago, but his sycophantic worship of all things Littlewoods is, frankly pathetic and nauseating.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What a fucking shithouse.....he should fuck off now, the fucking ****

I wonder if he means his team of staff or the players.

If it’s the former, they all deserve the sack. They were playing against half an EDS side.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[city2]

This manager is vastly overrated, they were dreadful . The sack is on the cards.

 

[jimharri]

Exactly, the only thing I disagree on is you not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery ;)

It's true, unfortunately.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just thinking about who their worst signing is and it’s tough. Hard to order a top 5.

Lukaku £100m (ish) and out playing on loan on mega money.
Mudryk £80 odd million. Player without a brain, seemingly.
Enzo £105m Complete Meh of a player.
Caicedo £110m Ecaduadorian Robbie Savage.
Kepa £70 odd million. Cost them 2 league cup wins and caused Sarri to have a meltdown, amongst being generally rubbish.

Could add the defender from Leicester that cost £80m, but he’s been injured for most of his time there.

Tough to pick a winner when value for money is added too.

They make Raheem look like a bargain.

 

[waspish]

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That is a full on loser face a fraud face and a face that's going to get the sack!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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They’ll buy Harry Kane for £250m in the summer and get relegated next season.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

This Chelsea team deserves fuck all....