Yes, you've finally got me. My three years of work on here have all been a sham, I'm really a rag who's here to start trouble and was just waiting for the exact right moment to strike. Good job guys, never thought I'd be caught.
I knew that really, we should pull this thread even though it doesn't break any rules, but because it asks questions of our oh so glorious owners. We cannot possibly give any journalists any ammunition, we need to batten down the hatches against the oncoming storm of the mighty colossi that are Oliver Holt and Mark Ogden. The seas will rise, the stars will fall and City's proud 130+ year history will all be over.
Repent with me brothers, repent so that we may yet save the souls of those damned for speaking the eternal sin; repent so that we may be saved from the demonic Daniel Taylor, the infidel Ian Cheeseman and "that guy who looks like Santa with a dyed beard".
They are coming, and we must be prepared! Pull the thread! Pull it quickly before they notice something that was said in front of a stadium full of fans and beamed into several million homes live, and is available as a replay on the OS. Quick! They'll never know!