classic womanisms your missus has come out with.

[tommybooth]

To be fair it was once in Germany! Untill our lads sorted them out.

 

[LittleStan]

Not quite something the missus said, more of a set up from my side.

I once told her that the reason signets were brown was because they had not learnt to clean themselves.......another day after explaining the mechanics of a stiffy, she believed me when I told her that mine uses so much blood I have been known to pass out......

In the car one evening after an argument on perception, she finished the argument with “ when the sun goes down it does not necessarily mean that it is falling to Earth”...to be fair I had got her a bit wound up....

 

[burning blue soul]

my lovely wife told me on our 1st date that she couldnt eat beef tomatoes as she is vegetarian.

dont tell her i said that - she has got shit loads of idiotic things ive said logged in her memory banks!!!

 

[Blue Si O.B]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

This just proves what Bluemoonchick and I have been saying for a long time. You have to be blue from birth, you're born into it, it's in your blood. It cannot be faked or forced, it's just 'in' you (so to speak!).

Totally agree, women who are not into football should not be forced to watch the game because their naivety makes all women look stupid, when actually there are a lot of us who can actually understand a football match.

I blame the men, they get together with these dolly birds and think buying them a city shirt will solve all their problems and then have the cheek to take the piss out of the dolly bird for not understanding the offside rule.

Get a grip fellas, if you want a girl to understand the offside rule - pick girls who go to the match on saturdays rather than the trafford cetre :-)

aaaah go out with a girl that goes to the match you say? fookin hell i wish i knew you 12 years ago you could have saved me a right load of grief

 

[betty swollocks]

we had chinese food delivered and when the fella came to the door he gave us the food took the money and said thanks very much ...enjoy your meal...

to this my wife replied "and you"

i ripped the piss out of her for weeks and still do every time we order food..she no longer answers the door to them!

 

[Bigga]

Before I married the silly dear, my fiancée said to me, "my brother wants to know what a kwitchy is" as we looked at a meal menu for the wedding.

"Kwitcy??" I said"Where's that?"

She points it out on the menu...

"QUICHE!!!" I exclaimed "Have you never heard of a QUICHE?!"

Needless to say they went beetroot red...

 

[bluebirdtoo]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

This just proves what Bluemoonchick and I have been saying for a long time. You have to be blue from birth, you're born into it, it's in your blood. It cannot be faked or forced, it's just 'in' you (so to speak!).

Totally agree, women who are not into football should not be forced to watch the game because their naivety makes all women look stupid, when actually there are a lot of us who can actually understand a football match.

I blame the men, they get together with these dolly birds and think buying them a city shirt will solve all their problems and then have the cheek to take the piss out of the dolly bird for not understanding the offside rule.

Get a grip fellas, if you want a girl to understand the offside rule - pick girls who go to the match on saturdays rather than the trafford cetre :-)

Couldn't agree more.

Day we got promoted at blackburn my mum & dad were in corporate with some friends from blackburn. After the game (while I was on the pitch getting my bit of remembrance turf) my mum starts talking to some bloke. She walks away after about 10 minutes and my dad asks her who he was. 'It was Colin Bell of course' mum replied. Needless to say it wasn't.

Bless her she tries but classic example of a Blue by marriage, not birth.

 

[lafitz2008]

Few years ago when there was all that stuff about there being life on Mars based on a meteorite that had been found,there was an item on the news about it.
Anyway,they had the newsreader guy doing his bit in normal newsreader attire superimposed on a martian background and my girlfriend at the time asked if he was really on Mars.
Thick as fuck.

 

[hjohn]

Mastermind a few years ago.
Question - What is earths only natural satellite?
Wifes answer - Jodrell Bank

 

[Stevinio]

A couple of years ago we were going on holiday to France and Belgium and we went to get some currency from the travel agents. The missus asked for french AND belgian euros.

She also thought pasta grew on trees.

She's a rag.