classic womanisms your missus has come out with.

[wrongun73]

Until recently, I believed a machete was a knife.

at risk of being clarkied.... WTF!!

 

[Ally.P]

Until recently, I believed a machete was a knife.

at risk of being clarkied.... WTF!!

Ah there you go you see!

What I meant was that I thought it was a gun!!! Then Pearcey told me it was a knife...and now I can never remember which!!!!

 

[wrongun73]

at risk of being clarkied.... WTF!!

Ah there you go you see!

What I meant was that I thought it was a gun!!! Then Pearcey told me it was a knife...and now I can never remember which!!!!

haha have you ever wondered why men cant work women out?

 

[Pearcey]

Ah there you go you see!

What I meant was that I thought it was a gun!!! Then Pearcey told me it was a knife...and now I can never remember which!!!!

haha have you ever wondered why men cant work women out?

Jesus Wept.

 

[Pearcey]

And to add further to the madness, she just texted me... 'LOL at what you put on Facebook' ... And there's me thinking... erm... I'm not on Facebook... She meant Bluemoon.

 

[Freestyler]

My mum said to me last season, ' i can't believe dunny still hasn't been called up for England'

she said the same for stevie ireland this season!

jesus christ lol

 

[Ally.P]

My mum said to me last season, ' i can't believe dunny still hasn't been called up for England'

she said the same for stevie ireland this season!

jesus christ lol

I've said stuff like that before. lol

 

[bopbop10]

Haha.. i just remembered another one the ex said..

I was sat watching the box in the front room when she came in from the kitchen in all dazed and confused and said,

"I've just had a fromage-frais"

I was thinking..so what like?

After a couple of minutes of awkward silence it finally dawned on me what she actually meant to say was that she'd had a deja-vu.

Still tickles me that one.

 

[blue_bird]

Haha.. i just remembered another one the ex said..

I was sat watching the box in the front room when she came in from the kitchen in all dazed and confused and said,

"I've just had a fromage-frais"

I was thinking..so what like?

After a couple of minutes of awkward silence it finally dawned on me what she actually meant to stay was that she'd had a deja-vu.

Still tickles me that one.

ha ha that's got to be the funniest yet!

 

[Swales lives]

Flying to Australia many years ago, It was in December and I told my missus it'd be boiling when we got there.
About 2 hours before we landed, she said to me, "look at the screen there - it says outside temperature minus 8, you told me it was gonna be hot." FFS.