It’s that time of year again for me. We need to buy about six players and we all hoped they would be as good as we could afford. Ridiculous and stupid obviously, but, I hoped. A week ago a list of targets was leaked and every name on it was a huge oh fuck moment. We know we can’t compete for known players of quality, but there are players out there. We found VVD for example, this list mostly featured players who can get a game in the shitier teams in England. So far, even though we start the 580 qualifying stages of the CL in a few weeks, nada. There is also a young Scottish player who I think will be a star whose team want £3m for and we bid £2m and it looks like we won’t go back. I will need to get to the doctors, or even email Gove to ask for his dealers number to help me cope. I hate every window as our board do fuck all. We have regressed and that looks set to continue, with the cunt that us Lawell running our cheapskate show. It’s not easy when your board have no balls. We can’t afford the best obviously but by fuck we can do better than what we get served up. I think I will start back on the glue.