Corners

Sergio<3 said:
cookster said:
Sergio<3 said:
Another 8 corners today with fuck all to show for them, anyone know how many corners it is since we last scored from one?

Knocking on for 170 I think.


Shocking

I thought we'd got over this

But here we are again absolutely shite at corners

How much are they paid ffs?
 
Sergi0 Na5r1 said:
Not to worry.. MP is working on this. We should have a goal from a corner within the next 10 years,

Correction I just watched a replay of our corners... Make that 15 years.
 
Wow we have reached a new level of shitness. Why not just let lampard take them when he's on ffs.
 
We're way past being able to fix our corners, it's a bad mix of shit corner + shit movement from our guys attacking the ball.
 
Perhaps the most worrying thing about our lack of potency from corners and set pieces is that it directly proportional to our crap defending of corners and set plays against us!

In short, none of our players show any determination or awareness of any aerial situation, whilst our own delivery of crosses is woeful!

Clearly, and absolutely without any chance of being proven wrong, the evidence proves we never practise any corners or aerial set plays!

The fact that shit teams can build their whole attacking strategy and defensive game around aerial prowess, and get quite proficient at it in quick time, despite still having shite players conclusively proves it forms no part of our training philosophy.
 
Much like the "Who'll score the 100th goal" last season, who's gonna be the next player to score from a corner for us?

I imagine we'll have to suspend all betting on Bony pretty soon.
 
pudge said:
Much like the "Who'll score the 100th goal" last season, who's gonna be the next player to score from a corner for us?

I imagine we'll have to suspend all betting on Bony pretty soon.
Won't the ball have to reach him for him to score?
 

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