Corners

[RandomJ]

Actually worried we might not get the best out of Bony now. Can't put in a decent corner in hundreds of attempts and Navas couldn't cross the road let alone deliver one to Bony's head.

 

[pudge]

Much like the "Who'll score the 100th goal" last season, who's gonna be the next player to score from a corner for us?

I imagine we'll have to suspend all betting on Bony pretty soon.

Won't the ball have to reach him for him to score?

We'll just make sure he wears the other team's socks so our player's will aim for his shins.

We all know you love a good shinned finish, jim.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Our last two corners today:

First one,the cross hits the first man when we could have played a short one like we should do more of.

Second one, with ten seconds to go for the last corner and we take a short one instead of lobbing it in....Clattenberg blows the whistle before the ball goes in the box.

Please Pellers sort that shit out.

 

[brummie blue]

Corners have been awful all season who ever takes them, has got to the stage over the last 3 or 4 games i've been wishing we could swap them for throw ins!!

I'd love to see a stat of how many corners we've had this season, and how many we've actually managed to get an attempt on goal, I don't remember us scoring from one this season.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Our last two corners today:

First one,the cross hits the first man when we could have played a short one like we should do more of.

Second one, with ten seconds to go for the last corner and we take a short one instead of lobbing it in....Clattenberg blows the whistle before the ball goes in the box.

Please Pellers sort that shit out.

Dreadful again.

I think the last time we came close from a corner was when Mangala hit the crossbar against Sheffield Wednesday, the League Cup game.

150? Is that just league games? We had 10 in the UAE as well plus all the cup ones.

The laws of average suggest that 5/6 of us on here would have got one between is by now.

 

[Cellarite]

Our last two corners today:

First one,the cross hits the first man when we could have played a short one like we should do more of.

Second one, with ten seconds to go for the last corner and we take a short one instead of lobbing it in....Clattenberg blows the whistle before the ball goes in the box.

Please Pellers sort that shit out.

You can't be fucking serious man!?!

 

[blueinsa]

Funny to see so many frothing at the mouth about this.

Has scoring from corners like Stoke become the be all and end all?

Some of the finest players in the world playing for us that can cut sides open at will yet some not happy unless we are on the end of a set piece pmsl.

 

[Cellarite]

Funny to see so many frothing at the mouth about this.

Has scoring from corners like Stoke become the be all and end all?

Some of the finest players in the world playing for us that can cut sides open at will yet some not happy unless we are on the end of a set piece pmsl.

It's not "frothing at the mouth."

It's being able to see the complete fuckwittery of having less than 10 seconds of a match left against our main title rivals and instead of hurling everyone at a cross, our "finest players in the world" think it's a good idea to play a short corner.

 

[Deleted member 58678]

Actually worried we might not get the best out of Bony now. Can't put in a decent corner in hundreds of attempts and Navas couldn't cross the road let alone deliver one to Bony's head.

Bony is only 6 foot tall. Jovetić is taller. How many headers do you ever remember him scoring for Seansea? His game is not about having crosses put into him to head in. He is a footballer.

He holds the ball up with back to goal and brings other players into the game really well, he is a really good passer of the ball, he has a great first touch and a lethal shot. His game will be to link up with Silva Nasri and Kun in and around the box and I'd imagine Navas will be on the bench when they're all fit.

 

[jimharri]

Funny to see so many frothing at the mouth about this.

Has scoring from corners like Stoke become the be all and end all?

Some of the finest players in the world playing for us that can cut sides open at will yet some not happy unless we are on the end of a set piece pmsl.

Making the most of our attacking opportunities, whatever they are, is to be encouraged, shirley? The, frankly, abysmal standard of our corners should be of some concern to our management/coaching team.