Coronavirus (2021) thread

[hilts]

Yeah, makes sense.

I think that if they’d communicated it better. Ie We have a new variant that looks like a super-spreader and we don‘t yet know the virulence of it yet, so we are asking people to be cautious and only go out where necessary whilst we gather the relevant information. This gives us the best chance of having the most normal Christmas we can possibly have.

I think people would have been on board with more.

I don’t know about you but I think by now everyone has either decided

I’m taking this very seriously and am concerned about our future
I’m happy to follow guidance because it’s hardly a big ask but there is a limit and we need to consider other problems
I’m young and healthy and like living my life so fuck it
I’m a conspiracy theory bellend who doesn’t actually believe it but like being a nuisance because mummy never said she loved me

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I don’t know about you but I think by now everyone has either decided

I’m taking this very seriously and am concerned about our future
I’m happy to follow guidance because it’s hardly a big ask but there is a limit and we need to consider other problems
I’m young and healthy and like living my life so fuck it
I’m a conspiracy theory bellend who doesn’t actually believe it but like being a nuisance because mummy never said she loved me

True, but if we’d have had grown ups in charge who spoke to us as grown ups, people would have been more inclined to listen, limiting the last two categories.

All we can do now is see where we are come February.

 

[Healdplace]

I am no great fan of all the government have done but that summary by Alan Harpers Tash was more or less exactly what they were saying. Though you do have translate it into English from Borisblabber first.

From the news this evening they are hoping to do about half a million boosters a day. Which should help. Though those scary GM numbers today suggest Omicron is here and spreading like fury. I am expecting to see Manchester top 1000 cases next week. They are already up near their daily record today. As are Trafford. So the more jabs and the faster we do them the better. This variant is not messing around waiting for us.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I am no great fan of all the government have done but that summary by Alan Harpers Tash was more or less exactly what they were saying. Though you do have translate it into English from Borisblabber first.

In light of this post, I would like to formally rule myself out of the running of the next Conservative Leadership contest.

 

[Bill Walker]

I don’t know about you but I think by now everyone has either decided

I’m taking this very seriously and am concerned about our future
I’m happy to follow guidance because it’s hardly a big ask but there is a limit and we need to consider other problems
I’m young and healthy and like living my life so fuck it
I’m a conspiracy theory bellend who doesn’t actually believe it but like being a nuisance because mummy never said she loved me

I'm somewhere between options 1 and 2

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I'm somewhere between options 1 and 2

I think most people are.

 

[SWP's back]

Oopsie again.



#ex-gammon

 

[Bill Walker]

I think most people are.

I've always been mr average

 

[hilts]

True, but if we’d have had grown ups in charge who spoke to us as grown ups, people would have been more inclined to listen, limiting the last two categories.

All we can do now is see where we are come February.

I agree mate

Shit virus
Shit govt
Shit heads in the population


Result? A big steaming pile of the stuff.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I've always been mr average

Apart from your unfeasibly large testicles?