COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[GornikDaze]

My 30 year old son lives with us. The thought of him having his grimey mit wrapped around my Pilgrims Choice makes me feel quite uneasy. Pre grated for peace of mind.

Good job you don’t like Stinking Bishop!

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

We’re already here, weathers great. Fanny everywhere.

Brilliant . that is a standard line that me and my mates WhatsApp to the rest of the gang when we have managed to get away early

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Fucking Nora, this is the most grim thing I’ve seen yet throughout all this:

https://nypost.com/2020/04/09/nyc-to-bury-coronavirus-dead-on-hart-island-potters-field/

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Hmmmmmm.

 

[Gabriel]

You serious ? The advice is to STAY IN

I’m not going out , instead i’ve got all the lads to come round my house, get the beers out, gonna have a massive party and order some strippers.

That’s irresponsible!

 

[kippax4ever]

We’re already here, weathers great. Fanny everywhere.

Fanny everywhere.
Nick faldo likes this..

 

[Bovril]

25 years service and I can give you an overwhelming first hand account of how we are assaulted, headbutted, spat at, abused on a daily basis dealing with the worst of society. Why don't you volunteer to be a special then you would really witness 'jaw dropping' incidents of how people can be?

Congratulations on your 25 years service, enjoy your deserved retirement.

 

[ayrshire_blue]

The maths the graphs are based on.
For a start, they have twice as many deaths for the UK over the last 3 days as has actually happened.

Gotcha. Well spotted, don't know how they came to use those figures in the first place then.

 

[Marvin]

Reports that football clubs will be back in training once they get access to fast tests. If it was me I would be happy training with a group if I knew that group was being regularly tested. UK now has its own 90 mins test (Cambridge Uni) so I don't think it will be that long until football is back.

What about fans going to games? I was thinking ages but surely it's less risky than the tube or packed train travel? Pubs, and cruise liners are going to have a hard time in the future. Any other industries? Ferries? I don't think young people will stop going to clubs but maybe the govt will not approve licenses for pubs and clubs for quite some time?

 

[sir baconface]

Exactly, the correct nomenclature is pigdogs.

Was that necessary?