COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Nellies left peg]

Stay safe.

There's a police car up our ass with lights flashing. Will have to put my foot down.Dont want him getting there before us and nicking our place on the beach.Wanker

 

[DrBlueBob]

My 30 year old son lives with us. The thought of him having his grimey mit wrapped around my Pilgrims Choice makes me feel quite uneasy. Pre grated for peace of mind.

The thought of anyone's grimey mitt wrapped round my Pilgrims Choice has caused an immediate rethink.

 

[marco]

live on a maine road and since last weekend a noticable drop of ambulances tearing past with blue lights on

 

[SilverFox2]

You serious ? The advice is to STAY IN

I’m not going out , instead i’ve got all the lads to come round my house, get the beers out, gonna have a massive party and order some strippers.

Don't forget to invite the neighbours, first rule when you have a potentially noisy party.

 

[i8rags]

There's a police car up our ass with lights flashing. Will have to put my foot down.Dont want him getting there before us and nicking our place on the beach.Wanker

We’re already here, weathers great. Fanny everywhere.

 

[DrBlueBob]

There's a police car up our ass with lights flashing. Will have to put my foot down.Dont want him getting there before us and nicking our place on the beach.Wanker

Needs more than one like.

 

[i8rags]

live on a maine road and since last weekend a noticable drop of ambulances tearing past with blue lights on

No traffic, no lights.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Which maths? Nothing wrong as far as I can see, not doubting I've missed something though.

The maths the graphs are based on.
For a start, they have twice as many deaths for the UK over the last 3 days as has actually happened.

Bizarrely the French model is undercooked.

 

[marco]

You serious ? The advice is to STAY IN

I’m not going out , instead i’ve got all the lads to come round my house, get the beers out, gonna have a massive party and order some strippers.

 

[chedinho]

The one that gets me is the reduced area in Morrisons. It's still like a fucking bear pit.
Queueing 60+ outside with these fuckers loitering with little intention of buying fuck all else.
I need to take the plunge myself today and I'll be addressing it with the manager. Along with the bags of 400g grated cheese that's being sold at 500g prices. Robbing bastards.

Should of gone to Costco. Cheese was buy one get one free. I panic bought a pack. I have to grate it myself so I’m not sure I’ve got such a bargain.
Don’t forget to wear a face mask and something to cover your eyes when going to places like supermarkets. Gives you a bit more protection against the numpties.
You can wash your hands When you get back home.