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[DelToro]

Climate Change Crisis Caused By Man City False Accounting

 

[bobom]

Arsenal's title a step too far.

 

[Metal Biker]

oH DeAr GoD wHy!?!

 

[Don Howe]

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Asa's left peg]

Barney Ronay on why good guy Putin invading East Manchester would be good for football.

 

[jollylescott]

Mighty Arsenal - Champions of the Premier League for 248 days in the 22/23 season!

 

[knuckles]

Arsenal demand trophy for second place just like dipperpool did. Arse fans quoted as saying "2nd is the new first so we deserve a trophy"

 

[Kippax77]

Alan Davies wants Manchester City to F#CK OFF back to the desert

 

[SilverFox2]

VAR to be RE examined for faulty Camara angles. Likely to remove many goals and points from City tally.