Cristiano Ronaldo

[BringBackSwales]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Bloke walks into a pub normally funnier than that

 

[Academica]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Fantastic news, thanks.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Would have worked better like this: "horse just walked into the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone Ronaldo to City was done"

Barman asks "why the long face? Are you a rag?"

 

[Cityinmud]

Not sure how
Mendes will convince Juve to take Bernardo

 

[Chi-town blues]

Would have worked better like this: "horse just walked into the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done"

Barman asks "why the long face? Are you a rag?"

or do you like barn ?



coat

 

[manimanc]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Ear wigging?
Do you twitch curtains as well?

 

[Kippax1973]

Some blues hate utd more than they love City it seems, i’d have a front 3 of Hitler, Pol Pot and Rooney if it meant us winning football matches!

That is so true,, I find it quite pathetic to be honest,, the only real time I care about them anymore is when we play them, that's honest to... But I'd love to take the piss, with my brand new city shirt with,,, welcome to Manchester Ronny,, on the back,, that will get to them far more, and we have the player,, pmsl

 

[The blue phantom]

6/4 to join us if you want to make some money.

 

[Academica]

Wrong.

I was glad we got Tevez, plus he was the right age.

Ronaldo isn't, nor would he win us the CL.

Also wouldn't go down well for the younger players in the squad

Yeah can't see the younger players wanting to play in the same team as Ronaldo.

 

[VP81]

CityTV can reunite him with the ballboy that launched the ball at him, the #content writes itself



#togetheragain

Was it Foden?