Cristiano Ronaldo

[Clevers]

I get the impression he does that regularly. Few years yet before he's potty trained.

Probably emulating his hero GPC

 

[bojinov29]

My mate works at the rags, used to check the bogs then he got demoted to guarding the gates then he got demoted to selling programmes.
Anyways that's all by the by as he's proper itk and he text me saying it's a done deal to the rags and he'll get the 69 shirt.
Quote me on this, solid info.

Laughing button needed urgently

 

[Blu1]

Fook I’m exhausted

 

[better dead than red]

Rooney must be hoping it happens he needs a sofa to crash out on

Hi Cristiano. Do ur mom want picking up in the morning?

 

[discopop]

My mate works at the rags, used to check the bogs then he got demoted to guarding the gates then he got demoted to selling programmes.
Anyways that's all by the by as he's proper itk and he text me saying it's a done deal to the rags and he'll get the 69 shirt.
Quote me on this, solid info.

That’s enough for me, savings banged on, love a bit of inside info, cheers blue.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Ashton briefing his old mates?

This tells me it's a done deal....

 

[kupest]

I'm not sure Ed Woodward is the store manager?

Yup, goes to the store everyday to order shirts that no one in Manchester buys.

 

[rickmcfc]

Cant lie I’m in full flap mode now. Odds have swung hugely and why would Ferdinand tweet that. If I remember correctly he is very close to ronaldo.

What’s Camel Gob tweeted?

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

I’m on a Man City fan forum on a Ronaldo thread posting rumours about said player. Not a big deal pal, just skip past it next time

And just posting random shite

 

[we are the east stand]

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Oh don't jinx it

FFS haha...

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Just bombed a big job interview, someone cheer me up.

Sometimes it feels like that and then you get surprised.

 

[Gogootz]

My mate works at United in the noodle sponser department, they are shifting lots of chicken flavoured noodles

 

[Uffa]

I don't really know why but I'm rooting for you guys over United. It would be interesting to see Ronaldo working under Guardiola, while the United coach... erm, I don't really think he's up to it. Also, I don't know why United have a misplaced arrogance and sense of superiority which should have really been curbed a few years ago given their performances. I mean, over here Milan do not act all high and mighty nowadays, they're pragmatic enough to look at their latest achievements and standings in the face. Any football team's fans are obnoxious, but United's ones are always profoundly unrealistic and that irks me.

 

[p.taker]

I’m on a Man City fan forum on a Ronaldo thread posting rumours about said player. Not a big deal pal, just skip past it next time

He has a very legit point. Fuck off with that shit. You should know better.

 

[walker_is_faster]

 

[Petetheblu]

Guy I know who works at the megastore just text me to say he had been told to print some Ronaldo 7 shirts by Woodward. Make of that what you will.

Above from someone on Ragcafe. Eerily similar to the one posted on here. Should be banned for shit like this.

At least the halfbreeds will have something to burn when he arrives at the Etihad.....

 

[M18CTID]

Fucking hell - we have more United ITKs on here than Red Cafe!

 

[citizen_maine]

Cant lie I’m in full flap mode now. Odds have swung hugely and why would Ferdinand tweet that. If I remember correctly he is very close to ronaldo.

Didn't he also tweet "Ole's at the wheel"?

 

[Coatigan]

Catching up with this thread by picking a random page skipping 20 pages at a time is fucking mayhem.

One minute we are all confident because an italian journo said its on

then a random page later we are panicking because rio tweeted something.

Then confident again because someone on flight tracker has spotted mendes' plane overtaking mahrez' anfield penalty ball in orbit.

then panicking because betting odds have shifted slightly.

Then happy and confident again, for reasons unknown on this page, and I aind going back a few

then panicking again because ole looks smug.


Fuck me what a ride.

 

[Mr-Mertle]

I'm watching an Italian clubs press conference with an Italian manager who only speaks Italian. I don't speak Italian.