Daft Nicknames Kids Had at School

[quiet_riot]

Lad at mine's surname was Harrison, naturally, his nickname became Fordy.

 

[Rascal]

Coddy cos he had fish eyes, still called it today and he is 46

Mad Dog now known as the dog.

And from when i worked in a pub, the old regulars had nicknames too such as

Freddie the spider
Jimmy the nuisance
Blind Eddie
Mad Mo
Axeman pete
Andy the Kraut
The accountant

 

[mcmanus]

Was a ginger lad at our school right self obsessed nobhead who thought he was better than everybody else always going on about how many millionaires were in his family and how he wanted to sell cleaning products when he got older.... think we called him Brooklands or summat

Fuck knows what happened to him. Blue though

 

[MCFC BOB]

Cream Egg - This Asian lad, forget his name but he's was a little 'different' in the head. One assemble when the headmaster was talking he just stood up and shouts "Cadbury's Cream Egg!" and sits back down, as if it were as normal as a yawn. Ten minutes later, he does it again. Entire assembly almost wet themselves.
.

I really shouldn't laugh, and now I feel terrible for doing so.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

There was a lad at our school who looked like a wizard, so we called him wizard.

 

[another generation]

There was a lad at our school who looked like a wizard, so we called him wizard.

Big swirly cape and a pointy hat?

 

[Scottyboi]

My mate had a brown front tooth so naturally he became known as ' poo tooth'

We also had a pale lad who looked like a bear so he was called ' polar'

 

[wayne71]

There was a guy at school called bummer, not sure why (I don't think he was gay), I was playing football with him one day and shouted 'pass bummer'. His dad went frickin nuts.

Another guy was called itchy, dont know why and to this day don't know his real name. Was walking in to a nightclub a few years back and one of the bouncers said 'alright wayne' . I said 'hey itchy' and everyone looked around and he kinda looked embarrassed...

Another poor guy was called 'dog shagger' and it stuck through his 5 years in high school.

 

[mcfc_ms]

We had a lad at primary school who we called 'poo pant luke' because he always pooed his pants

A mate used to be known as 'Adam the egg', because he stunk of egg

'Philadelphia' (never said this to his face), because he always had some sort of cheesy stuff behind his ears

Plus loads of others that I can't remember at the moment

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

Two Dicks...A large outward belly button
Brendan Foster....He was a good runner
The Pope...Churchgoing Family