gordondaviesmoustache
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I know. It wasn't my finest hour. If it's any form of mitigation I have a very, very small penis.Skashion said:
Married the hippy though!
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Daft things you've done to impress women
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Married the hippy though!
Danamy
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gordondaviesmoustache said:Married the hippy though!Skashion said:You used to drive a Porsche? I fucking knew you were an utter ****. We are no longer friends by the way.gordondaviesmoustache said:I used to drive a Porsche and when I started seeing this girl who was a bit of a hippy non-materialistic type, I picked her up on our first date in my mate's white van, as I knew my penis extension would put her off.
Was she under the influence of LSD?
Main Stand Hotdog
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XxRachXx said:mad4city said:XxRachXx said:As cheesy as it is thats really sweet :D
Sweet, it may well be... I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And I'd also guess that your woman finds it sweet and hilarious too, Blue Knight.
she will find it even more funny when you actually admit you made it up :p
Sadly, it's gone past the point of admitting I made it up.
Im just hoping I'll be inflicted by semi-serious bump to the head so that I can claim it's wiped all my collective star knowledge.
Blue Til Death
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I knelt on my cock getting into bed with a bird once
XxRachXx
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The Blue Knight said:XxRachXx said:mad4city said:Sweet, it may well be... I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And I'd also guess that your woman finds it sweet and hilarious too, Blue Knight.
she will find it even more funny when you actually admit you made it up :p
Sadly, it's gone past the point of admitting I made it up.
Im just hoping I'll be inflicted by semi-serious bump to the head so that I can claim it's wiped all my collective star knowledge.
buggered then arent you :p unless i accidently hit you on the head ...
The Blue Knight said:XxRachXx said:mad4city said:Sweet, it may well be... I don't know why but I found it hilarious.
And I'd also guess that your woman finds it sweet and hilarious too, Blue Knight.
she will find it even more funny when you actually admit you made it up :p
Sadly, it's gone past the point of admitting I made it up.
Im just hoping I'll be inflicted by semi-serious bump to the head so that I can claim it's wiped all my collective star knowledge.
You could just learn the constellations?!! If it was me and she was a hottie with a penchant for anal, I'd do it!
ali benarbia's studs
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be specific ...or we ll demand more answers!!!CTID1988 said:I was out in Leek (dont ask) and i got in between a dick head having a right go at a group of women.he ripped off my trousers,yanked down my pants and started licking my ar$e cheeks....then, He stabbed me!
Never even saw the women again
Josh Blue
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I wore a pink shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ali benarbia's studs
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but we all know you are gay josh.... getting as bad as "the ginge" ,you are lately! ;)Josh Blue said:I wore a pink shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!