Daftest thing any rag has said to you?

[felixbg]

This is one I have done on a couple of rags over the years when they start mouthng it.

Monday morning at work after they had beaten us at the swamp

rag: "we won, you were shit"
ME: "never mind that, you are an ignorant tw&t for not lettin on"
rag: "wot"
ME: "you outside the ground, you walked past and I was shouting you like mad. Everyone was looking at me and you never turned round, felt a right idiot"
rag: "ha ha, it wasn't me, I didn't go"
ME: "get lost, it was definitely you"
rag: "no, never, I wasn't there"
ME: "exactly, so f*ckin shut it"

gets em every time.

That's quality.

this is brilliant

 

[mr t]

me talking with some rag i met on holiday last year,

me: so do you have a season ticket then?
rag: no, there's a big waiting list and i only just started supporting them last year!

this guy was 27!!

pmsl - quality

 

[NPBlue]

'How do I get from here to Old Trafford, Mate?'

I gave him directions to Maine Rd.

 

[Jim1980]

question: phil, why send me your pathetic text messages when you dont even go to any of uniteds matches?
answer: its easier to watch it at home on the telly thats why.

I also can relate to this. Fucking annoys when they text stupid messages whilst i am at the match. When i ask why they dont go, their simpleton fuckin head the ball answer is ' you get a better view watching it on tele and i have better things to spend my money on'

The lowest scum of football fan your ever likely to see.

 

[PoolHustler]

Rag: 'We're the champions of the world'
Me: 'If that trophy is so important, tell me who won it last season?'
Rag: ..... silence .......

Haha, this is so true. I asked one of me mates who is a rag, who they played in their "World Final" last year and got a similar reponse :-/

 

[Stiz]

my mate who is a so called hardcore scum fan, stood in the pub in his utd shirt (whilst england were playing) turns to me and says:

RAG: 'i'd love to go to old trafford one day, i've never been before'
ME: .....

 

[stonerblue]

An 'fc united of Bury' fan told me the other day how pleased he was that, "We've won the prem'.

 

[Balti]

Van Morrison: Commiserations to those following Manchester last night (after losing in the CL)
Me and many others: YEEEEEESSSSSS!! Blue Army! Blue Army! Blue Army!

Stupid Irish rag!

 

[blue_miss_chief]

my hairdresser makes out he's a massive rag & this Saturday asked me how many more games there were this season and what time a normal kick off is!

a favourite of mine is to ask them who they're playing at the weekend and when they answer, ask them how they're getting there ;-)

 

[chrisi]

just seen this advert