Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[langy[wales]]

fuck all wrong with neath cheeky cunts :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

fuck all wrong with neath cheeky cunts :)

What blond Neath birds with ginger pubes sticking out of granny knickers? ; )

Probably bleached blond.

Day walkers as Lakey would probably say.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Bullshit or not this thread could become a classic!

However, all of BMR's shenanigans hardly scratch the surface of the true milf hunter we once had in our quarters. I say that as I've not seen him post for a while.

So if you've never been round to a 'rotund' ladies residence, had her look under the sink for an 8 year old bottle of Sambuca ( or was it Ouzo?), the age being the fact that she brought it back off her jollies 8 years hence.
Then drank that booze and quickly smashed her before said drink wore off.
If you've not taken some munter home and thrown your clothes over some object in the bedroom, assuming it was a chair or suchlike, only to discover in the morning when daylight enters the room, it was in fact a statue money box of a kid with calipers on, Then you need to get to grips with how hard you need to impress us.

Come back @mrcunny we miss you!

Perhaps you can enrich this thread with with your milf hunting prowess experiences against my lesser shenanigans of "hardly scratching the surface of the true milf hunter" ? Please read I'm a Twat before reading any further.

You think I'm a wet behind the ears fucking idiot or something pal? True milf hunter, please elaborate further, I'm intrigued.

I don't believe I know you, nor you know me matey bollocks, so please don't be judge-mental from what you read on here, for I have no reason to make shit up.

I don't give a fuck about the odd shot of Sambuca or ouzo mate, I work hard, drink hard play hard, and I watch City In between. If you don't believe what I write, no problem, but please don't patronise me with cuntish condescending comments

And yes, mrcunny came across as a top poster as he actually expressed his own personality in a charismatic way, unlike you mate.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Where is the cat eating popcorn gif??

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Having just read this last page BMR is not getting enough :0)

 

[andyhinch]

Perhaps you can enrich this thread with with your milf hunting prowess experiences against my lesser shenanigans of "hardly scratching the surface of the true milf hunter" ? Please read I'm a Twat before reading any further.

You think I'm a wet behind the ears fucking idiot or something pal? True milf hunter, please elaborate further, I'm intrigued.

I don't believe I know you, nor you know me matey bollocks, so please don't be judge-mental from what you read on here, for I have no reason to make shit up.

I don't give a fuck about the odd shot of Sambuca or ouzo mate, I work hard, drink hard play and hard. and I watch City In between. If you don't believe what I write, no problem, but please don't patronise me with cuntish condescending comments

And yes, mrcunny came across as a top poster as he actually expressed his own personality in a charismatic way, unlike you mate.

You didn't call him a **** not even once, very poor form

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Having just read this last page BMR is not getting enough :0)

Haha, you're right mate, "Oooh I need a dirty woman"... As Pink Floyd once sang. ; )

 

[BackofJeanette]

Hmmm!

Not taken in the vein I thought it would be!

It wasn't a dig at you personally BMR but all contributors to this thread.
Mr cunnys stories were funnier that's all.
( even if they were made up!).

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Hmmm!

Not taken in the vein I thought it would be!

It wasn't a dig at you personally BMR but all contributors to this thread.
Mr cunnys stories were funnier that's all.
( even if they were made up!).

Sorry pal I apologise.

I called you pal as I thought your head was like a lump of dog meat.


Woof woof!

 

[BackofJeanette]

That's ok 'chum!'.

I can't regale you with stories of milf hunting I'm afraid as I've been with my beautiful wife for 36 years and she's all I need!