De Bruyne?

[manimanc]

A questions for the mods.
Is there anyway possible that you can drug test posters?
These responses are straight from a sofa in a crack house.

 

[lasereyes]

Kevin de Bruyne, our Belgian star
A midfielder ace who's sure to go far
His blistering runs tearing defences asunder
Making Mourinho regret his colossal blunder

 

[aguerooooo]

I certainly hope for the many who seem to have been affected mentally (yes,myself included) that this transfer gets sorted one way or another ,What with people looking for cones outside a medical facility Red carpet outside the Etihad. and private jets coming from the fatherland (we haven't had as much interest re flying objects coming from Germany since the 1939-1945 confrontation} KDB has a lot to answer for!!!!

 

[Dave S]

Don't give up your day job just yet.

 

[NQCitizen]

Kevin de Bruyne, our Belgian star
A midfielder ace who's sure to go far
His blistering runs tearing defences asunder
Making Mourinho regret his colossal blunder

^ 100% of the football chants with "asunder" in are shown above.

 

[blue banks]

'The fucking train is fucking late,
You fucking wait and fucking wait'

A prescient line, I feel.

Awesome tune/spoken word piece. Works the crowd up to a fucking frenzy!

 

[andyhinch]

I want some Kev news
:)

I hear he's on lookout duty at the aerodrome as we speak :)

 

[BlueDruid]

A questions for the mods.
Is there anyway possible that you can drug test posters?
These responses are straight from a sofa in a crack house.

We're all bored waiting so we need to entertain ourselves somehow............




......... and there may be drugs involved too!

 

[oldius]

KDB
Easy as 1,2,3
Two fingers to Chelsea
And jose
Now he plays for Man City yeah.

To the tune of ABC obviously.

 

[BlueDruid]

KDB, KDB are you Harry in disguise
Arrrreeee you Arry in dis-guise