For the last 40+ years I've run football teams and football leagues here in the North West. I had a team in the eighties, and this lad joined. He convinced my brother that the two of them were good enough to try out for Bury, where his dad had some tenuous connection. It would be generous to say they were bang average players, and didn't attend trials in the end.
About eight years later, this same lad applied to enter a team into the league in Manchester I was now secretary of. In his application, he gave all his impressive credentials, told us about his team, his financing, his football experience, where they would play etc., so we duly invited him to an interview.
After we'd gone through the vetting, I said, "So Peter, it says in your application you used to play for Altrincham. Tell us how you went from being one of my substitutes in the Manchester Students Pub League to playing for Altrincham FC." We both knew it was a load of made up rubbish, and he embarrassingly concocted some tale of justification.
I checked him out on LinkedIn earlier this week. He is an experienced Company Director, specialising in helping start up businesses to apply for finance. He comes highly recommended, and has over 400 connections. His firm went into liquidation in 2019. It struck me that he has probably blagged his way through life, and will soon be blagging his way through retirement. It's in his blood. Some people are just like that.