Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?

[Cheltblue]

My favourite thread ever, never a more deserved 'bump'!

 

[Honiton Blue]

Done it loads. When I first left home into my new flat, I got slaughtered and woke to find a my clothes neatly folded inside the front door and a pool of piss around my brand new stereo! - The CD tray was popping in and out and all the lights on the display was going crazy.

 

[shadygiz]

done more than my fair share

a few of my examples are: -

was living in glasgow working for a large company...my boss was invited down to the liverpool derby as a corporate hospitality thing with a customer...staying in a large hotel in liverpool....my boss couldnt make it, so i stood in at the last minute....got absolutely slaughtered on the train on way down and then at match.....was supposed to be going out entertaining clients in the evening and staggered upto my room about 7ish to get changed, woke up in the next morning having swamped the bed
looked out of the doors and seen maid coming, so i packed up and did one back up on the train to glasgow

about a week later, i'm sat in the office opposite my boss, when he receives a phone call from the hotel asking for him to settle a cleaning bill, as i had booked in under his name ;)

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another time, my mate an evertonian invited me to stay at his sisters in southport whilst we went out for the night....she let me have her youngest lads room, he would be about 10ish at the time....we went out on the piss, staggered home to his sisters and settled down for the night....i woke in the middle of the night with that awful wet patch feeling, knowing damn well i was gonna have a lot of explaining in the morning.....i decided to stand the matress up against the wall and get my head down on the flor, hoping the matress would be dry for the next morning.....around 9am i heard everyone getting up and having breakfast....by 11.30 i was still in the bedroom praying for the matress to dry....needless to say my mate came up around 12ish to check on me and i had to come clean.....last time i say his brother in law he was dragging the matress down the garden path ;p

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and this one still makes me LOL now.......came home to my mums house (when i still lived with parents) absolutely legless and stumbled into bed...woke up next moring fine......it was monday morning when i got up for work and went to put my work shoes on that i found it.....i had shat in my wardrobe and finished it off by pissing in my work shoes....HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE THAT!!!

i have plenty more too, like the time i straddled my ex-fiance as i was getting out of bed to go to the loo, then decided it was too far and started pissing on her....in my sleep ;p

 

[Ducado]

Haven't we all done it pissing in the wardrobe seems quite common LOL

Years ago a Mate of mine pissed all over his little sister, he is a top coper now!

 

[Blue Streak]

Shit, i think this confirms that i'm more like a guy than a girl because i really should be appalled by this thread, but instead i find myself contributing to it.

At uni the rooms in the halls of residence had a sink in but the showers and toilets were out on the corridor. Every weekend we would get wasted on barcardi and aftershocks in happy hour and every nite i used to piss in the sink in my room instead of making it out of my room, down the corridor, to the toilets. One nite though i had company and he sat in bed watching in disbelief while i did it. Got the "piss" took out of me for months at uni after that......

Or maybe it just means you have lived life a bit and can laugh at yourself as well as others. ;-)

 

[bluemoonchick]

Shit, i think this confirms that i'm more like a guy than a girl because i really should be appalled by this thread, but instead i find myself contributing to it.

At uni the rooms in the halls of residence had a sink in but the showers and toilets were out on the corridor. Every weekend we would get wasted on barcardi and aftershocks in happy hour and every nite i used to piss in the sink in my room instead of making it out of my room, down the corridor, to the toilets. One nite though i had company and he sat in bed watching in disbelief while i did it. Got the "piss" took out of me for months at uni after that......

Or maybe it just means you have lived life a bit and can laugh at yourself as well as others. ;-)

Aw thank you, i love you for making me feel better :-)

 

[city bairn]

Was at a party woke up still at this hoouse party around 3am still drunk. Proceeded to piss in a first place golf tournament trophy.

 

[Swales lives]

Sorry to be a killjoy mate but bluemonday's is an Urban Myth.

Keep them honest please...

yeah. how dare you say a funny story on a free forum without proving it to be 100% true. you b******!

As the saying goes, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story". Top thread.

 

[maineroad68]

I stayed at an ex-girlfriends parents house one night. Got f*cking slaughtered, and next morning I was the last to get up.
Went for a shite, which was theeee biggest shit I have ever done. The sheer length and width of the stool shocked me.
It was like a proper tramps shit. Anyway, I just knew I couldn't flush it and there was no bog-brush to force it down.

So I opened the bathroom window, picked up the huge shit with my bare hands and threw it as far as I could. Job done.
Had a shower and went down for breakfast, to be met with stone-cold silence and hateful glares. The mum, dad and my bird were sat in the conservatory finishing their full-english as my enormous turd splattered the glass roof.

We never went out again.

pmsl have tears in my eyes laughing

me too. crying laughing!

 

[BimboBob]

My wife woke up in the middle of the night a few years ago and told me that if i wanted to piss out of the window could i please open it first?
Apparently she had been woken by a hissing and dripping noise.