SHOCK BREAKING NEWS: Manchester City FC are ready to leave Manchester City FC this summer.
In other news, state owned owner and climate change creating teatowel wearing oil barron rumoured to have become bored with breaking rules and general noncooperation. Mansour, a known Muslim, is reportedly readying a walk away leaving the handful of match attendees and throngs of Manchester City pitch invaders very sad indeed.
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