Embarrassing moments in life

[blue b4 the moon]

In a similar vein, we were in the departure lounge for a stag do in Prague when one lad asked why his currency was different to everyone else's. He got Slovakian instead of Czech.

This thread is morphing to being an idiot thread rather embarrassing.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

My now daily contribution.

I was fronting a roadshow for employees of a national company. Two shows per town every day, different towns every day. I was presenting a very unpopular change and getting serious stick every day. My stress level was high as there was no support from the companies management. After two or three days I was having trouble getting to sleep and reached for the porn channels on my laptop.

I recall nodding off having strayed onto a particularly obscure site which featured ample women, splayed legs and watermelons.

The following day I was presenting in the same hotel and was greeted at breakfast by the female events manager who later showed me the large meeting room I was using and watched as I connected up my laptop to ensure I could get a connection.

I am sure you can imagine which way this tale goes..... the screen was simply enormous, some 30 feet square. My laptop engaged and the last image from the night before appeared in front of the two of us.

I quickly turned it off and said that everything was fine. The image on the screen was so large and the subject matter so bizarre and difficult to place quickly that I thought I may have just got away with it.

Another glance at my hotel helper told me otherwise. She was professional but excused herself quickly.

Later when I checked out she was behind the reception desk with two other receptionists. I died as I checked out. She said as I left ‘I do hope you come again’.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

My now daily contribution.

I was fronting a roadshow for employees of a national company. Two shows per town every day, different towns every day. I was presenting a very unpopular change and getting serious stick every day. My stress level was high as there was no support from the companies management. After two or three days I was having trouble getting to sleep and reached for the porn channels on my laptop.

I recall nodding off having strayed onto a particularly obscure site which featured ample women, splayed legs and watermelons.

The following day I was presenting in the same hotel and was greeted at breakfast by the female events manager who later showed me the large meeting room I was using and watched as I connected up my laptop to ensure I could get a connection.

I am sure you can imagine which way this tale goes..... the screen was simply enormous, some 30 feet square. My laptop engaged and the last image from the night before appeared in front of the two of us.

I quickly turned it off and said that everything was fine. The image on the screen was so large and the subject matter so bizarre and difficult to place quickly that I thought I may have just got away with it.

Another glance at my hotel helper told me otherwise. She was professional but excused herself quickly.

Later when I checked out she was behind the reception desk with two other receptionists. I died as I checked out. She said as I left ‘I do hope you come again’.

Porn helps you sleep?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Porn helps you sleep?

I believe it's a muscle relaxant... eventually.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

I believe it's a muscle relaxant... eventually.

Worked for me on the night in question.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Staying in a Leeds Hotel with the future ex Mrs Lee the other year after a gerry cinnamon gig, cracking day cracking gig cracking night, out till 4am on the piss I wakes up at about 5am needing the toilet as it was pitch black room I'm totally discombobulated and no Idea where the toilet is I open and go through the first door I find the door slams shut behind me then my eyes adjust to where I am, I'm in the corridor stark bollock naked, the girlfriend is out cold inside not answering my forlorn cries for help and still bursting for a piss I just let it all go where I'm standing, luckily no one came out of their rooms at the noise but I'm sure the video surveillance was funny to watch.

The future ex Mrs Lee did eventually hear and let me back in, tho the bemused face at her naked and literally piss wet thru then boyfriend as she opened the door to me was quite amusing.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I was the escort for a group of over 60's flying to NZ. We stopped over in HK where a coach was waiting to transfer us to our hotel. I had been given a map of the airport with the exit door highlighted. I took a wrong turn and dragged 50 tired pensioners pushing trollies along a corridor about a mile long, at the end there was only a toilet. I nipped in, checked the map again. I came out saying "I'm surprised you all followed me to the toilet, now to the coach".

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Thought everyone had left a party i was at, started having sex on the sitting room floor and the host walked in , and out again , busted

Ermmm ... did you think the host had left too .. or did you think your partner was the host ... do you often have sex on the floor in someone else’s house?? So many questions ...

 

[jay_mcfc]

Away at Arsenal a few years ago I missed the tannoy announcement of “ mind the gap” at embankment tube station my left leg went down the “gap” emergency services called had to get wheeled out to the amusement of all the arsenal supporters 4 months off work ended up 60/40 chance I’d lose the leg from the knee down .every visit to the smoke and I’m reminded of mind the gap.never forget the shame of being stuck between the train and platform and then Tarquinius in stitches .
Too be honest I was pretty oiled.

Is that why you're called the snake?

 

[beano46]

I was on a footie group on FB, on my mobile, one of the threads was old footie chants that still make you smile, I chose who ate all the pies posting the full lyrics, some how my phone jump to another group I'm in about the history of the area I lived in, the lyrics of said chant landed on a post by shall we say a rather plump, lady but little did I realise until the next day when I saw my notifications and disgusted comments and a pm threatening my removal from the group. I did manage to prove it was a genuine error and apologise to the lady, which thankfully she gracefully accepted.