Embarrassing moments in life

[metalblue]

Rag.

First time I’ve ever been called a rag. I wish I’d shat meself now, that would have been less embarrassing

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Was flying back to Manchester from Gatwick one Friday night and walked into the departure lounge at the gate.

As I walked in, I saw one of my former colleagues sat with her back to the door. It wasn't unusual to see my former colleagues as my previous company had an office near Gatwick. I was 100% sure it was her as she had this olive green suit on she always wore and the hairstyle was hers.

So I did what anyone would have done under the circumstances, which was walk up behind her and do that Eric Morecambe thing where he used to slap Ernie Wise on both cheeks.

So I did that and said "Tracey you tart. Fancy seeing you here". Then this woman I'd never seen before in my life turned round. I had some apologising and explaining to do.

 

[abu13]

I was about 17 and after a drunken night out went back with my bird to her mum and dads.

She wanked me off on the couch

Your bird I assume or her mum :)

 

[kippaxneil]

A mate of mine once dropped a bollock with his travel arrangements.

He booked his flight to Budapest and the hotel in Bucharest.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Year 7, Just got changed for rugby in my white t shirt and blue shorts, was the last one out of the changing rooms and when you shut the door it would automatically lock as there was no handle on the outside, as you came out straight into the field.

Was walking towards the pitches when I noticed I was really cold for some reason down below. I look down and to my horror I realise I've got no shorts on, just blue underpants.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Year 7, Just got changed for rugby in my white t shirt and blue shorts, was the last one out of the changing rooms and when you shut the door it would automatically lock as there was no handle on the outside, as you came out straight into the field.

Was walking towards the pitches when I noticed I was really cold for some reason down below. I look down and to my horror I realise I've got no shorts on, just blue underpants.

Friend at school did the same as you but there is worse. Another friend didn't bring his kit one day and had to use some out of the stockpile, it generally stank and wasn't washed between uses. When it came to give it back and being asked to do so by the PE teacher he owned up to not wearing any pants that day.

 

[BigOscar]

Pretty brief story, but had my girlfriend at the times mum walk in on us while she was giving me a blow job. Head under the covers(pun intended) but still mortifying. Never went back to her house again.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Was flying back to Manchester from Gatwick one Friday night and walked into the departure lounge at the gate.

As I walked in, I saw one of my former colleagues sat with her back to the door. It wasn't unusual to see my former colleagues as my previous company had an office near Gatwick. I was 100% sure it was her as she had this olive green suit on she always wore and the hairstyle was hers.

So I did what anyone would have done under the circumstances, which was walk up behind her and do that Eric Morecambe thing where he used to slap Ernie Wise on both cheeks.

So I did that and said "Tracey you tart. Fancy seeing you here". Then this woman I'd never seen before in my life turned round. I had some apologising and explaining to do.

Change the slap to another type of cheek and it sounds like a story told with the assistance of a criminal defence lawyer.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Change the slap to another type of cheek and it sounds like a story told with the assistance of a criminal defence lawyer.

It's a good job she was sat down or it could well have ended up like that!

 

[ArdwickAlbert]

A mate of mine once dropped a bollock with his travel arrangements.

He booked his flight to Budapest and the hotel in Bucharest.

In a similar vein, we were in the departure lounge for a stag do in Prague when one lad asked why his currency was different to everyone else's. He got Slovakian instead of Czech.