stavros said:
why ?
do you prefer penis?
Barcon said:
If you don't like her, you might find me attractive. I like long strolls on the beach, watching the sunset and receiving rim jobs. I am also partial to the occasional rusty trombone. If excesive public hair is an issue for you, I am willing to shave my balls.
Its a huge world out here and different people are attracted to different women, just because I dont fall over every average looking peroxide blond with the face of a 45 year old and a weird chubby, stumpy but skinny looking body does not make me gay. And no being a so called "high street honey" in photoshopped pictures does not make a woman more appealing to me. I prefer natural women who dont fill their lips up with fat or wear fake extensions. But hey I guess actually looking past all the caked on makeup and fakeness must mean I am gay. I mean I actually pull women without card tricks or offering them my testicles on a platter before we have even dated. Guess that makes me flaming.
Spiros said:
Yeah women love that.....
They also love it when you name yourself online after a brief encounter with them....
And card-tricks....there is nothing more erotic to a woman than a card trick
Good luck!
The only one who doesnt sound like a horny teenager who has never been laid. Jesus "a doormat?" for her?. What would they do for Adrianna Lima chop off their limbs?.
