Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

Re: Emma The City Fan

stavros said:
why ?

do you prefer penis?

Barcon said:
If you don't like her, you might find me attractive. I like long strolls on the beach, watching the sunset and receiving rim jobs. I am also partial to the occasional rusty trombone. If excesive public hair is an issue for you, I am willing to shave my balls.

Its a huge world out here and different people are attracted to different women, just because I dont fall over every average looking peroxide blond with the face of a 45 year old and a weird chubby, stumpy but skinny looking body does not make me gay. And no being a so called "high street honey" in photoshopped pictures does not make a woman more appealing to me. I prefer natural women who dont fill their lips up with fat or wear fake extensions. But hey I guess actually looking past all the caked on makeup and fakeness must mean I am gay. I mean I actually pull women without card tricks or offering them my testicles on a platter before we have even dated. Guess that makes me flaming.

Spiros said:
Yeah women love that.....

They also love it when you name yourself online after a brief encounter with them....

And card-tricks....there is nothing more erotic to a woman than a card trick

Good luck!

The only one who doesnt sound like a horny teenager who has never been laid. Jesus "a doormat?" for her?. What would they do for Adrianna Lima chop off their limbs?.
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

Kayla-CTID said:
Why didn't you take her number down! Missed a trick there! That's a cute story though :)

I met a lad who is a city fan in a bar last night, we obviously instantly bonded and he took my number...the fa cup is providing love for city fans everywhere lmao

i went for a drink in midlewich yesterday and met a sexy brunnette city fan, well fit and am taking her out wednessday night ha ha
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

Think we need something like a 2012 Bluemoon Calendar getting sorted, not of the City players .... but with beautiful girls, wearing City shirts, in football related pictures each month ;)

run a competition to find "City Fan" model wanabees and get Bluemooners to vote etc ... or get established models like Rhian Sudgen and Hollie Peers, who are City fans and Manchester born on it maybe ;)

then any profits made from them can go to CITC causes or local charities. I'd pay £15 for one definately!!
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.<br /><br />-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:12 pm --<br /><br />haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

PINKPRINCESS said:
haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.

-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:12 pm --

haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.

I've just binned my cards :(
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

nooooo dont bin your cards!!! Just only get them out when there is plenty to complete the trick and get back to your seat before the game starts!!!
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

Ricster said:
PINKPRINCESS said:
haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.

-- Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:12 pm --

haha hi mr magician man! Lovely to meet you on saturday even if you did make me and emma miss the goal!! Your card tricks where very good and entertaining!

Talking to emma after the game she did say if i ever meet that magician man again i will punch him in the face for making me miss the goal...so not sure you have a chance there!! Sorry!!

As for the nasty man making comments about the way me and my best friend look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and if you dont have anything nice to say then maybe dont say anything at all in future! People making nasty comments about the way i look is exactly why i stopped posting on this forum.

I've just binned my cards :(
What a way to crush a man's heart

Drink is the only solution Ricster, find comfort in the bottom of a whisky bottle it's the only way
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

I saw you a couple of times at Wembley and though you were shorter than I imagined, thought you looked lovely.
 

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