End of the world

[Dirty Harry]

Was the pilot called David Ibbotson by any chance?

Jon Lindsay.


The world would be over before I got half way through my confessions and regrets tbh.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I once left the Etihad ten minutes before the final whistle.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Ok, I once slept with my gf's sister.
Denial to follow.

I knew someone — this is true — who was knocking off both mother and daughter. And they both knew about it. (No, they didn't get into a threesome at any point). He wasn't ashamed about it. He bragged about it to me.
A bit curious. Not my cup of tea, really.

 

[halfmist]

Lower sixth form. Isabell M........ I didn't really like her. I went out with her because I fancied her best friend.
1997 I gave evidence about my best friend. I will always regret that.
2017 I expressed my opinion in a discussion with my daughters when I should have kept it to myself and just supported them.



I used to fly with a guy who made a confession into the cockpit voice recorder before every tricky landing. He always erased the tape after landing. He used to say "if the landing didn't go well at least he would have it off his chest". Not sure how much of it was true but it was very juicy :-)

Good Story. I had a pilot client once and he had a small engineering company as a hobby that I used to prepare the Accounts for. In one meeting he was moaning on about keep being passed over for a Captains role. He said I may not be the best pilot in the world. I said stop I don’t want to hear anymore , your making me very nervous about flying. I wasn’t aware there were good and bad pilots, just pilots. I certainly didn’t want to know what the difference was between the two.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Me and a mate flew to Munich to visit another mate working over there. After being on the piss from the airport till the early hours in Munchen, completely shitfaced we got split up but I somehow managed to find his apartment but no answer when buzzing the intercom. Pissed and absolutely dying for a shite, I stuck my arse in the bushes outside the main entrance and gave birth thinking people will assume it was dog leaving it’s calling card.

The following day went out to see what is probably the longest and thickest single log I’ve ever dropped sitting in the middle of a raised drain cover. I fessed up to the lads with some pride at the time, embarrassing now when they remind me.

 

[Cellarite]

I once left the Etihad ten minutes before the final whistle.

Fuck me. I thought I was bad but you're just a nasty, sick bastard.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Fuck me. I thought I was bad but you're just a nasty, sick bastard.

It took a lot of bottle to post that, mate.

 

[Chippy_boy]

Smearing dog shit on the handle bars of the neighbours push bike, probably wasn't my finest hour, tbf.

 

[route46]

I once sat on a jar

 

[snorky]

I once shagged a fatty I found alone crying late one evening years ago on Blackpool beach.