Such is my indifference to the current England team right now I had to check on Blue Moon to see what the score was.
I assume it was the same old Southgate tactic: 85% of on-field play was between our defence and our midfield? Where occasionally the keeper hoofs a long ball up the field to make sure Kane(pen) is awake?
I know we're spoiled watching Pep's magic on our boys in every game (well, maybe not 'every' game!), but the downgrade from open attacking football to that dour, insipid, totally uninspiring stodge that Southgate serves up for us is a step too far.
If this is the way my national team wishes to play then I'd rather watch the grass on my front lawn grow - and it grows a lot quicker than Slabhead can move.