Erling Haaland

[Mid Wales blue]

Something’s a foot gentlemen

My cock!

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I also think everyone in world football rates Haaland including current Man City players. I’m sure they’ll be happy when we are winning for even longer now.

Does he track back though

 

[Zubrman]

Am I then only one who doesn’t think this is the right deal for us? Will smash our wage structure for a start and he doesn’t really fit out style of play. Although he’s an old git now I still think Kane is a better fit..
And the ‘City buying football’ brigade will have a field day too (though feck them actually, look what PSG do and they get background the stock we do..)

What?

Prem come soon.

 

[M16 citeh]

Just trying to picture the next few months.


City win Premier League

City win F A Cup

City win Champions League

Pep Guardiola signs new 5 year contract

City sign Erling Haaland

Bernardo Silva signs new 6 year contract

united announce Brendan Rogers as manager

£100m signing Pogba fucks off on a free

Salah says he’s still not signing new contract

chelsea and the Guardian go into administration

Everton looking forward to new season in the championship, Peter walton commits suicide




If Carlsberg did summers

If viagra did summers!

 

[bell_mcfc]

Now just need Salah to keep rejecting contracts and go off to PSG. Then watch them all cry.

 

[OntarioBlue]

The fat man wants his dinner money!

If that 100m is true I think we have made a great deal. The buyout figure is 68m if I remember correctly and I read sonewhere that his agent and father were looking for another 45m. No doubt young Haaland is expecting a sizeable signing bonus so 100m represents a significant saving from those numbers.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

It's not done yet, but I have seen some snippets of documentation regarding insurance premiums and the agreed terms at the Haaland end a few weeks back.

Gotta trust the process.

 

[Stoned Rose]

It's not done yet, but I have seen some snippets of documentation regarding insurance premiums and the agreed terms at the Haaland end a few weeks back.

Gotta trust the process.

My man.

 

[jimharri]

How's the hype train looking @twosips?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Looks like everything is falling into place very nicely.