Erling Haaland

[el wey]

That tattoo on the neck is a no go for me.

Foden likes it.

 

[SiMCFC]

Don't get suckered in by the bullshit clauses that most likely don't exist. Once he has been here a year or two he won't want to leave anyway.

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

Imagine us next season jeeeeezz !

 

[jrb]

I can’t wait to see the Keane’s face and hear his comments in the Sly Sports studio when he watches Haaland walk on to the pitch wearing a City shirt.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.(by Alfie’s Son)

 

[Silva&Silva]

BRING ON THORRRRRRRR

 

[SerbianBlue]

"City quadruple would be bad for English football"

"Why neutrals should cheer Liverpool for quadruple"

Two headlines, same writer, one year apart.

Imagine the headlines with our "300m pounds fee+wages+bonuses+etc. boy". That's why I love bold man telling everybody to fuckkk off.

 

[youngbob]

The headline & what Haaland is reported to have said are two different things. \0/

Sky Sports will have a house style that tells their staff writers to put the juicy info in the main headline and the additional extra information in the sub-header, preferably without repetition.

So "Haaland agrees to Man City transfer" comes first, then followed by "Striker's agent has informed Dortmund that Haaland will leave the club; City chief Ferrano Soriano has been in contact with Dortmund's manager".

It's just basic journalistic practise.

 

[Theo555]

That has got to be bullshit. Why would we accept that clause and sell on fee

Clarkied

 

[bluemonkey71]

Kudos to @93.20blue and @tolmie's hairdoo never faltered.

Harry who??? Hahaaa

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Thank you Daniel Levy. If you weren’t such a cock, this wouldn’t be happening.

 

[manimanc]

Is it gif time yet...

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

 

[samuelyeboah]

Welcome erling!

 

[Phoenix900000]

Day just keeps getting better :)

 

[houraisen]

I heard two news: Haaland is coming to City, and Pogba is not!
I am incredibly happy!

 

[manimanc]

Just texted my mate from work. Armchair red.
This is his reply.


Let the boiling of piss commence.

 

[CongletonBlue]

Just need a shot of him signing his contract then the camera pans to Txiki slowing getting up, adjusts his suit jacket, walks over to the other side of the room to another table where Pep is signing his contract extension.

 

[blue oli]

Is Scouse not English?

Correct, and backed up by Siri & Alexa who can’t understand it either.

 

[SWP's back]

Just texted my mate from work. Armchair red.
This is his reply.
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Let the boiling of piss commence.

Wouldn’t be my mate for very long I don’t think.

 

[manimanc]

Wouldn’t be my mate for very long I don’t think.

He's alright apart from when it comes to football then he just turns into a nob.