Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[kaz7]

The hour is appointed. Hold me.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Pumpernickel pumpernickel pumpernickel!!!!

Wonder if jots can use his safety word with a gimp mask and a ball gag.

 

[jimharri]

Has anyone checked on Spot's wellbeing lately? He hasn't been back on here in a little while.

Spoiler: You don't think....

 

[bluegirl74]

That's all any of us are trying to do here tbh, well apart from @bluegirl74 - she was trying to keep his wick dry the Cockblocker!

Ha ha, he goes with my blessing but I am struggling greatly to reconcile my mental image of JOTS - mild mannered, pacifist, tree hugging, nurturing, caring, hippy JOTS with the sadist role he may need to play.
I do hope he's ok...

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Has anyone checked on Spot's wellbeing lately? He hasn't been back on here in a little while.

Spoiler: You don't think....

Have you ever tried typing if you're being strapped to a bed by a beautiful young woman Jim ?

 

[johnny on the spot]

And the verdict?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Ha ha, he goes with my blessing but I am struggling greatly to reconcile my mental image of JOTS - mild mannered, pacifist, tree hugging, nurturing, caring, hippy JOTS with the sadist role he may need to play.
I do hope he's ok...

I'm cool as a cucumber bg, still got my marbles intact, still walking straight and no I didn't give her my brown wings. I like this girl A LOT.

 

[bluegirl74]

I'm cool as a cucumber bg, still got my marbles intact, still walking straight and no I didn't give her my brown wings. I like this girl A LOT.

You're home early ;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm cool as a cucumber bg, still got my marbles intact, still walking straight and no I didn't give her my brown wings. I like this girl A LOT.

How's the doughnut shaped cushion working for you?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Well to spoil the thread a bit, we didn't meet, but she phoned, we talked normally and we have agreed to meet up.

That we spent 2 hours on the phone and I'm struggling for a pair of socks is our business.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I've had a cucumber up me bg, still got marbles in my arse, still walking like John Wayne and I did give her my brown wings. I like this girl A LOT.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Barcon]

Well to spoil the thread a bit, we didn't meet, but she phoned, we talked normally and we have agreed to meet up.

That we spent 2 hours on the phone and I'm struggling for a pair of socks is our business.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Nice invisible bag of milk you got there, eh.

 

[aguero93:20]

Nice invisible bag of milk you got there, eh.

The bag o milk bandy thumbed moose shagging ****.

 

[Barcon]

 

[maccieblue]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

 

[aguero93:20]

Your taking the moose up the wrong one?

 

[aguero93:20]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

Just the once then?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I once went out with a woman that wanted me to listen to her and understand her

I married one very similar. Dont suppose it wa...nah, couldn't be.

 

[blue wang]

My advice, Tie her up, dont get tied up.

then you can always run!

like this guy.