Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

aguero93:20 said:
As long as she didn't have fresh bite marks when she came in I don't really see the issue with slamming her tit in the door on the way out.
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What made it worse was years later, long after I had met and married Mrs Stony, we bumped into this girl on a night out. She was one of Mrs Stony's old school friends and she clocked straight away that we knew each other. She weedled the truth out of me and 30 years later she still brings her name up with a look of derision on her face and uses it to score points.
 
aguero93:20 said:
Did she have a bell on her collar?
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I was rather impressed but managed to fuck it up, i know this will shock you, but I took the piss out of one of her mates, when attempting to apologise I called her mate by the wrong name and got the biggest shit eye you can imagine, her mate hated me and I got an uber cock blocking, she's not really talking to me now. Which was kind of annoying as I reckon the girl in question would have been up for anything, that is how she advertised herself anyway.
 
Fucking hell jots, send her over my way and I'll give her a test tickle.
I'll send her back with a full report. Her arse might be a bit red though.
I wonder if she'd wear a moose costume?
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
I was rather impressed but managed to fuck it up, i know this will shock you, but I took the piss out of one of her mates, when attempting to apologise I called her mate by the wrong name and got the biggest shit eye you can imagine, her mate hated me and I got an uber cock blocking, she's not really talking to me now. Which was kind of annoying as I reckon the girl in question would have been up for anything, that is how she advertised herself anyway.
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Lol. Twat. :)
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Thats the spirit mate, go for it.
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johnny on the spot said:
Fuck it folks, let's see how far through the looking glass this goes.
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Wouldn't let her use anything made of glass tbh mate, could cause damage. Remember to slam her tit in the door on the way out to show your appreciation.

Enjoy yourself pretty boy.


Don't forget the snorkel.
 
Stick around buddy. If nothing else you'll get an experience out of it. Sounds like a good one an all mate.
 
I once knew a bloke who was heavily into Sado-Masochism. He used to like setting the alarm to wake himself up at 3 in the morning and then go and have a freezing cold shower.
So he didn't.

PS, free your mind and go with it mate. As the French will attest to, complete and utter surrender can be quite enlightening.
 
johnny on the spot said:
Fuck it folks, let's see how far through the looking glass this goes.
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Don't do it Jots. You can do without a mentalist in your life right now.

Or, on behalf of the rest of bluemoon - pictures / shag her sister / not before you've checked where she stands on muffin v barm...

WTF is tromboning? Actually, don't tell me. It's better I don't know.
 
bluegirl74 said:
Don't do it Jots. You can do without a mentalist in your life right now.

Or, on behalf of the rest of bluemoon - pictures / shag her sister / not before you've checked where she stands on muffin v barm...

WTF is tromboning? Actually, don't tell me. It's better I don't know.
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Cheers for the advice bg, I really appreciate it. We're only fucking about at the minute, flirting online and have met a couple of times, there's an attraction between us but she's into some very kinky shit indeed.
 
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